schōffel

When you pull a girl in a shōffel (piece of clothing).
This girl is some new girl that you've pulled and isn't a fwb or a gf the girl has to be new and you have to ahs her to achieve the title of having a schōffel smash

Yea yea g my man's just had a schōffel smash

by Schōffel smash lord March 4, 2019

Shmoffel

The act of wafting a smell inwards towards your nasal passage to evaluate and appreciate it.

Hey Evan, Stop shmoffeling your own fart!!

by KingSmoffel December 26, 2021

Schmoof

Obtains any meaning that the user chooses. Definitions can be implied by context, usage, and tone of voice.

"I totally schmoofed you in Halo."

"Man, my dad is such a schmoof."

"I'm positive that Shawn and her schmoofed after the concert. I heard them in the other room."

by Matt Gaskins May 28, 2008

Schloff

A condition in which a penis grows beyond that of a schlong. No one man should have the power to wield a schloff, for if it falls out of one's pants a world ending tremor would be sent through the earth.

A schloff is the biggest penis variation possible. Can only be wielded by someone such as the hulk.

by Hooyaaaah August 4, 2017

schmuffs

someone you are very close to e.g. your best friend.

good night schmuffs! love you!

by mufasa2012 August 4, 2010

schmuffeled

Getting thrown off of a moving vehicle...going 30 mph

Like Sitting on the back of your ex-girlfriend's car, her taking off going 30 mph with you sitting on the trunk. Then, you get schmuffeled and your body slides on the not so loving concrete...which causes severe pain and agony.

by Ben Garrett July 17, 2006

Schmuffin Top

Someone with severe muffin top hence the "sch" usually found in lame states like PA, CT, and Idaho.

Person 1: Hey did u see that that sexy broad?!
Person 2: No way she had a schmuffin top.

by Poland Spring April 27, 2008