Schminternet

The original name for the internet made by the creator and was found to be hard to spell so it was named the internet.

Hey can you look up Mr. Moore and Betty Lou on the schminternet.

by localnatives September 17, 2018

Fan schmitt bowler

When you take a bowling ball, shove it in somebodys rectum, stick your fingers in the bowling ball holes, pull the ball out so u have a very stretched out anal opening. Then stand in front of the opening, get somebody to turn on a high powered fan and it will blow your head into the anus.

Mike Schmitt bowled a perfect score last night at Petes house when he performed the Fan schmitt bowler.

by Linduh October 24, 2003

Schmidtten

awe-struck, suddenly with deep feeling, to be smitten with a Schmidt!

Oh, I'm so schmidtten over you!

by loveacrossoceans December 12, 2010

Schitzen giggles

To do something for the fun of it, and for no other reason. Condensed version of shits and giggles.

Why did he try to blow open the sewage container, for schitzen giggles, no other reason.

by M@$+ErHaxzor! February 7, 2007

Schmitt's Beer Gesture

The act of performing a waving hand that rises from hip to head level after something awesome happens or is mentioned. It may also be spurned by the airing of "Beautiful Girls" by Van Halen. The Gesture may also be accompanied by a verbal "OOOoooh!" The aforementioned Gesture is originally seen being used in the Schmitt's Gay Beer commercial on Saturday Night Live by Adam Sander and Chris Farley.

1) Overheard: "Van Halen, Poison, Def Leppard, and Journey are coming to town this year" Instantly followed by one or more Schmitt's Beer Gestures.
2) "Beautiful Girls" by Van Halen comes on the radio. Immediately followed by "OOOoooh!" and the trademark Gesture.

by Brian@UD March 31, 2008

DER SCHMETTERLING

The german word for......................Butterfly. Yes. Butterfly. It sounds like something that can slap you in the face with its over sized shlong. Sounds like something that could do you searious damage. MIND FUCK? I think so.

"Wow, look at that DER SCHMETTERLING!"
"OH GOD, ITS GOING TO EAT ME"
"Dude, It's a butterfly.."
"Oh. Right. I knew that.."

by Twisted Little Flower October 24, 2009

schmitties

another word for titties, but it’s just more fun to say🤷 ♀️

“My schmitties are abouta spill out of this B cup. I think they’re getting bigger!”

by livvinlife February 7, 2019