schlock

An unsophisticated guy that does something like walk out of his house barefoot while eating a sandwich to get his mail. Will spoil your view. Has a cocky attitude and thinks all women love him when the reality is women are just tolerating him.

Damn, look at that schlock eating his sandwich. What a slob!

by Sugarmomma November 7, 2006

schlock

annoying old people who think the world owes them so they do increadably annoying things like smoke two packs a day in the apt. next door without opening a window because they can't remember how to open a window or are cold when it's 90 degree's outside or just plain ole don't give a shit if scummy ass tobacco smoke grosses you out and makes your nose hurt

that brain dead old fart smells like schlock when's he gonna burn down the complex soon I hope so i can get out of this lease and move far away from it's schlock

by Robinrobby August 21, 2007

schlock

a hybrid sock b with a rubber bottom similar to a slipper

"I went to the hospital and they took my shoes! I had to wear schlocks

by sickness of deep thinking October 16, 2016

schlock

To overcharged a customer.

Did you schlock that szboon? He needed to be schlocked.

by Brad Lindon April 18, 2005

shlocky

a clever and lucky person,e.g. sheisty and lucky=shlocky

a devious punk tryna jack somone using a banana instead of a gun in their pocket, das real cleva and lucky

by Emanuel November 25, 2003

schlockth

a door with a space underneath, or is slightly ajar

mom, you left the door schlockth, and you're letting all the cold air in!!!!

by harley883 August 17, 2010

schlocked out

Another term used for getting turned down by a girl for sex. (Combination of schlong, cock, and/or locked)

He totally schlocked out on his date with Jessica.

by ralphenstein December 7, 2010