Schlacker

One who schlacks; lacking behind in things

Holy hell! He's such a schlacker!

by Mackie Oldfield April 14, 2008

Schmeckus

Prepared hand-held food spilled from a wrapper while being eaten. (popularized by "Man v. Food" television host Adam Richman)

"Leaning forward against the counter on your elbows while eating an Italian beef sandwich means that schmeckus falling from the wrapper hits the counter or floor and not you."

by DwightUrban December 27, 2008

Schlock

(shlok) schlocked, schlock*y, schlock*ish

Origin: 1910-15 Yiddish word 'shlak'

-adjective
1. Something that lacks integrity or truth. A lie.
-noun
2. An object that holds little or no value.

1. Daniel: "Thanks man...I'll pay you back as soon as I can!"
David: "What a load of schlock!"
2. Daniel: "What do you think about Britney Spears' new album?"
David: "Its a worthless piece of scholck, that's what I think!"

by Mr.3d PHD March 7, 2008

Der Schlickmeister

A german play-on-words. Synonym for Bill Clinton, who used his entire presidential career taking credit for welfare reform (which was created by the republican congress), A strong economy (thanks to Alan Greenspan) and no wars. (he actually ran the most military operations since Vietnam, but the media conveniently ignored that). Also known for his promiscuity with fat chicks, and lying about everything.

Another fat chick is pregnant!
Well, Looks like Der Schlickmeister is at it again.

by gary_shark December 20, 2008

knuckle-deep in schlicking

Medical term for wanking like a motherfing pro!

when i was like 14, our family maid had found porn on my younger brothers computer (he was like 12, and totally inept...he actually kept the thumbnails of the porn he liked on his desktop...like no one could see it -.-) anyway, the maid told my mom and step dad about it, and later that night they decided they should check my computer out. of course, as they came in to check my computer, i was knuckle-deep in schlicking myself. needless to say, they found the porn i had...

by IrapedCharmander October 3, 2011

schlick

The sound a female make when fingering herself.

schlick is the sound she made as she fingered herself.

by Big Tool December 25, 2003

schlock ball

A game involving the throwing of wet tennis balls against other people's backs thus making the sound schlock.

Person A: let's have a game of schlock ball.
Person B: Fuck Off!

by The WordMaster May 24, 2003