Schlapper

The process in which you turn cell phone to vibrate, and shove the phone into your partner's rectum. Then proceed to "krazy glue" the rectum shut, and call the cell phone. Continue to stimulate the genitals while you ejaculate on the closed rectum.

That was a great schlapper...except, i lost my cell phone.

by Nick Lanier April 2, 2005

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a merging of the phrase 'shit happens' it comes from a small group of people in chelmsford in south england and is now used throughout the entire region. it is a fast travelling word as it shortens the evermore shortening language.
used to describe something which is has gone wrong but as the saying goes 'live goes on and schapps"

oh my god, oh well SCHAPPS

by Dom da bomb October 16, 2006

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schlapskie

Rubbish; nonsense. Also used to describe resentment towards a certain object or person.

That story is total schlapskie!

by Aidan Jalali January 17, 2005

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basically getting slapped, or pwned, red marked, merked, owned, pizzowned...you got the picture.

JJ: hey nava, what did you get on your APES test?
Nava: 52
JJ: even with the 12 point curve?
nava:.....yes.....
JJ: oh....you got schlapped!

by JJballer May 31, 2009

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schlapping

The sound made when a man shakes his hips from side to side, allowing his penis to "schlap" against his thighs.

Schlapping may be turned into a competition whereby the most innovative way to make the sound is rewarded with high points.

"Did you hear? I pulled off the 'helicopter'! that makes me master of schlapping!"

by 9CRIMES March 7, 2009

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