The scheizer noozle is the fine German art form of gently fucking a sleeping or passed out girl in the ass.
We went out for sauer kraut and a few pilsner's but she passed out in the cab on the way home. I had to carry her up two stories to my flat and put her in bed. When undressing her plump milk fed ass I couldn't help but spread those golden german cheeks and give her a good scheizer noozle.
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To derive pleasure from watching someone else lose their shit. A combination of schadenfreude and scheiße.
"Dude, did you see Bob's meltdown in the break room the other day when he saw that someone threw out his week-old sandwich? We were all enjoying the scheißenfreude."
by Peter Gryphon January 13, 2007
Get the scheißenfreude mug.adj. (shy-deh-muf-fin) mixture of the German word "scheide" or vagina, and a muffin. Usually used to describe a "nor-cal bra" who is full of STDs derived from bleach-blonde, oompa-loompa-orange sluts. In most cases they deserve a junkpunch or kick to the freakishly white bleached teeth. However, this can also be used to describe your best friend if they are of Austrian descent.
Person 1: Check out that scheidemuffin in the lifted truck
Person 2:He and his boyfriend are about to get drunk go to town on each other.
Person 1: Then afterword talk about how drunk they drove that one time, how many skanky slampieces they've been with and how hella sick having syphilis is.
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Thanks for being my wingman tonight Martin, you're my favorite scheidemuffin! No homo
Person 2:He and his boyfriend are about to get drunk go to town on each other.
Person 1: Then afterword talk about how drunk they drove that one time, how many skanky slampieces they've been with and how hella sick having syphilis is.
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Thanks for being my wingman tonight Martin, you're my favorite scheidemuffin! No homo
by dirty530GRANDE April 24, 2010
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1. Extremely complex and difficult to follow.
2. Needlessly over engineered.
synonyms: convoluted, serpentine, labyrinthine, tortuous, tangled
antonyms: straightforward
1. Extremely complex and difficult to follow.
2. Needlessly over engineered.
synonyms: convoluted, serpentine, labyrinthine, tortuous, tangled
antonyms: straightforward
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-Die Katze hat eine Scheiße gegessen!
-The cat had eaten a piece of shit!
-Ich scheiße wo die Leute scheißen auch!
-I shit where people shits too!
-The cat had eaten a piece of shit!
-Ich scheiße wo die Leute scheißen auch!
-I shit where people shits too!
by Teh Wolfboy August 19, 2015
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