Scaramucci

The act of orally pleasuring yourself while denying it and accusing others of doing same.

Wow, that guy is just sitting at home giving himself a Scaramucci. How sad.

by Jake Crystal July 28, 2017

Scaramanga Syndrome

weird syndrome of having three nipples, one in the middle!

Scaramanga Syndrome takes its name from a mouse's gene variation named after James Bond's arch-villian who had three nipples!

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

Scaramucci'd

To be so entirely stoked about something new and f it up entirely within a matter of 10 days.

Man, I was after Becky for years and she finally agreed to date me. Sucks that I Scaramucci'd so hard when I drunkenly shat on her bedroom floor one night. Needless to say she dumped me.

by Unicornviagra August 4, 2017

Scaramoucheao3

Another very big scaramouche simp they make good edits which I have counted and there is 7 Scaramouche edits not counting the ones that are simping for him

Did you know that scaramoucheao3 simps for scaramouche😟

by Arikaqo February 22, 2022

scaramouche

scaramouche is the sexiest fatui harbinger. hes so hot when you see him you cum on the spot. this man can look both submissive and breedable and dominant and infertile at the same time. the second you lay yours eyes on him you will never see anyone hotter ever again. his voice doesn't dissapoint either

Scaramouche can use me as a condom if he wants to - cum in me then throw me away.

If Scaramouche slapped me I would apologize for getting his hand dirty.

by scaramouches dickwarmer November 22, 2021

Scaramouche

The most attractive character from Genshin Impact, a hit chinese gacha game released in 2021

George: scaramouche is hot
Frank: ikr

by thekingofallscarabs January 19, 2022

scaramucci

the fluids or solids resulting from one's inability to control bowel movements; stool (feces) which has leaked unexpectedly from the rectum. Scaramucci can range from being an accidental or occasional leakage of stool while passing gas, to a full-blown loss of bowel control.

Scott was upset by the decision, that it literally dislodged the scaramucci from him while we were all sitting in the conference room.

I thought it was a fart, but it was a scaramucci.

by Fred Ghurkin July 23, 2017