scundered

norn irish term for being totally mortified infront of people

-omg leek yesterday i leek was walking home leek and leek i was passing these leek great wee lads leek yea? and then i leek omg leek totally tripped and fell leek and my skirt was up over my leek head leek!!!
-omg leek scundered for ye

by karen and aoife September 13, 2005

scannelled

to be owned, to be owned in particular anyone with the name scannell, a very unpleasant confrontation with a scannell in which you are owned

Jon: pound it Steve
(Jon and Steve pound it)
Scannell: Hunter stop fighting!
Hunter: What?
Steve: You've just been scannelled

by Steve February 8, 2005

scannerds

Someone that continuously feels the need to scan items in the store to see if there is a better online price. Someone that has to scan every QR code they come across because there is more information available online.

How many scannerds does it take to screw in a light bulb. One to compare prices, one to scan instruction manual. One to literally screw the light bulb.

by heltersxelter February 3, 2014

SLARNERED

when you get embarrased or "told" by someone

guy 1- god that was boring
guy 2- YOUR BORING
guy 3- omg you just got SLARNERED

by jerry we'll trust February 24, 2010

Protein Scanner

A small battery-operated ultraviolet light one uses to find semen stains in hotel room beddings. The use of the word PROTEIN incorporates a humorous euphemism.

We realized the maid had skipped changing the sheets, but my PROTEIN SCANNER found the evidence of a rendezvous the previous night.

by Judas Cross June 8, 2020

a scanner darkly

a digitally animated movie starring Keanu Reeves. Set in near future USA where 20% of the population are addicted to the mind destroying substance D. Arctor (Reeves)is an addict and a undercover police officer attempting to find the suppliers of sub. D though due to the mind splitting effects of the drug he isn't fully aware that he is part of the group of people he is investigating.

man i would sure not want to watch that movie a scanner darkly high.

by myspaced August 3, 2008

scannelled

To be shut down or "served" in a confrontation; especially one with the confrontee getting unreasonably excommunicated and laughed at.

Devon- Ben, Fender MADE Squier!

Ben- Haha, Devon, you are so funny and much cooler than me.

Devon- Ya, I know. You're pretty uncool.

The Hunter- Your silence would be greatly appreciated.

Scannell- Excuse me, Hunter?

((cue wrath))
Scannell- Please move past the furious dragons and over the hot coals to your new home.

The Hunter- Again?

by Devon February 27, 2005