shanked with a spoon

it's a verb..to shank?
basically when somebody is really pissed off enough to want to stab somebody repeatedly with a spoon

me: Holy shit, she's so mad! Dude, she's gonna fucking shank me with a spoon i swear to god...you gotta hide me!

kachine: Evasive maneuver number 225
(next day)

kachine: Where's lauren?
layne: she got shanked with a spoon
kachine: oh, fuck.

by shnookers May 20, 2008

now you've gone and spanked the monkey

Gone too far, cross over the line, exceed moral norms.

After deliberately eating the last Ho Ho when Bill's roomate, Chuck, expressly forbade him to, Chuck responded, " Now you've gone and spanked the monkey".

by Guiseppemoondog123 December 10, 2009

stanked

when a girl's vagina smells so bad you can't stand it

bro Joey got stanked by my sister's friend

by racer69 May 27, 2016

Scanged

Adjective

The state of being scared, angry and outraged at the same time. First used by the author John Green to describe his relationship with social media.

John: So this all started because my relationship with certain social internet platforms had become really unhealthy; like spending time on them always made me feel this weird mix of scared, and angry, and outraged.. I guess you could call it scanged?

by Lord_Snorlax November 7, 2019

Shanked a turd

When you use the restroom and leave a skid Mark on the bowl.

Hey bro, was that you who left a skid mark? Yes sorry bro I shanked a turd and missed the drop zone.

by Captain cupcake August 27, 2020

e-shanked

getting beat badly over the internet. The level above pwned, most of the time an insult.

e-shanked>pwned>owned

"yo man you just got e-shanked in halo!" or
"you know I e-shanked your mom last night"

by karl g January 8, 2008

Wank Skanked

A missed opportunity for sexual intercourse, due to the fact that ejaculation occurred during foreplay.

“I didn’t even get a shag, he cum during foreplay. I got completely wank skanked”

by Carlz.t August 19, 2021