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Man scan 

When a man is looking for an item generally in an uncrowded space and he quickly glances over the space then declares that he can't find it then calls for a female to locate said item. She then looks behind something and finds said item in plain sight.
John was looking for his phone and on the counter was a candle a cup and Johns phone. John does a man scan and states he can't find it then calls for his wife who finds his phone behind the cup.
Man scan by Dsgirl July 23, 2009
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fridge scan

The constant checking on the refridgerator for food even though you know there is none in there; usually occurs every 2-5 minutes for a person not smoking pot. For pot smokers, it occurs about every minute followed by vacant stares.
Normal person: Bro, I've pulled about 5 fridge scans and still nothing...lets check the pantry!
Pot smoker: Broooo, I've fridge scanned like 5 times in 5 minutes and still nothing. (followed by the vacant stares)
fridge scan by UP AND ATOM December 7, 2007
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Full Body Scan

Machine rape, usually conducted at airports
Dude! I got a full body scan at the airport, and I swear, the guy at the computer was just staring at the screen!
Full Body Scan by pissedoffbythetsa November 19, 2010

MedBay Scan 

An Among Us task that can verify you as a crewmate is Visuals are on, even if they aren't, its possible.
I have MedBay Scan! Watch me do it!

Nigga Scan

When you are about to use the word "Nigga" but you dont know if there are any black people around so you scan the people around you to make sure that there are none around you!
Colin: WHATS UP...(Nigga Scan)NIGGA!
Brian: Nuttin Much Dawg!
Nigga Scan by Big "C" Lil "P" August 12, 2006

You can scan my ass! 

An increasingly common retort from customers checking out at Whole Foods Market as the cashier asks you if you have the Amazon Prime app to rescue some of your remaining paycheck.
I was with my friend Sean at Whole Payckeck when he rudely blurted out, “You can scan my ass!” which later seemed totally understandable when I saw the $150. receipt for his single bag of groceries.
You can scan my ass! by Dr Bunnygirl November 18, 2019
Upon entering a bar/club/party/office... checking the room for a likely candidate. Or upon entering said bar/club/party/office.. feeling Fuck Scan eyes fall upon you...
" We were fuck scanned by every man in the room as we walked across to the bar"
" Lets fuck scan Will's party, before deciding if we'll stay"
Fuck Scan by Futures& Loyalty December 11, 2010