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weak satchels

hurtin bags of bud
under a .7 for $20
homie 1 :"yo that shit mickey gave us was like a half a gram"
homie 2 : "yeh bro he got such weak satchels"
by BeevyStee March 14, 2009
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Sachin

An amazing person and every person likes him: boys and girls. He is very good at sports and very smart. He is a true Indian and is an amazing name. He is to die for. The root of this word is awesome.
She said, "I love Sachin. He is so cute and athletic."
Sachin scores 30 points a game in basketball
by awesomesj January 15, 2020
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Sachin Tendulkar

The Greatest Batsman of all time. Has been playing for over 20 years. Made his debut at the age of 16. Highest score in ODIs: 200* off only 147 balls, against South Africa in 2010. Most test centuries (47), most ODI centuries (46), most runs in tests (13,447), most runs in ODIs (17,594).

Has scored hundreds against all Test playing nations, with the most hundreds coming against Australia (10), the undisputed number one test team of the 90s and 00s.

Went through an appalling phase in the mid 2000s, when he suffered from a tennis elbow. Critics were quick to rip into him(Ian Chappell and Sanjay Manjrekar), who called for his retirement and referred to him as living in delusion. Given a return to amazing form since 2007/2008 though, they are now eating their words.

As of March 2010, has scored 4 Test Centuries on the trot.

His only competition is Donald Bradman, considered the greatest of all time, with an average of 99.94.

But did Bradman face McGrath, Wasim Akram, Waqar Younis, Muralitharan, Shane Warne, Heath Streak, Dale Steyn, Brett Lee, Shoaib Akhtar, Allan Donald, Curtly Ambrose, Courtney Walsh at their peak? Did Bradman bat for over 20 years, and play ODI and T20 cricket along with Tests (which included rest days back then).

Nasser Hussain, Richard Hadleee, Sunil Gavaskar, Tony Greig and the whole of India regard him as being the greatest of all time.

Richie Benuad regards him as being the best since Bradman.
Matthew Hayden: I have seen GOD , he bats at no.4 for india in Tests. (on Sachin Tendulkar)
by DonBradman March 9, 2010
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cunt satchel

A person who is such an extreme cunt that they hold multiple cunts within their person. Like a satchel.
'Yesterday Todd and a bunch of his follower friends were here making fun of and harassing the kids who live across the street. Todd is such a cunt satchel.'
by Dizzzavid February 13, 2015
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sachin

Sachin Pillay, 1. makes the everything seem good, safe,hopefull and happy when you hug him. 2. has the most sincere, hearmelting, lovable smile and laugh. 3. the guy you can alwayse call when you need help. 4. the most honest and caring person ever. 5. the man who will ruin all other men for you. 6. the most truly humble sex god on earth. 7. just being around him will make you remember when the world was a good place.

One who is smart, intelligent, funny, amazing, and incredibly cute. The guy all guys want to be, and all girls want. He's honest, truthful, loyal, and just generally a good human being. If you have an Evan in you're life, don't let him go. He's the best person who will ever come into your life and will definitely make in impact for the better.
"i love you so much sachin"
"you make me the happiest sachin."
"AHH U INDIAN FUCKING, IM WATCHING U SACHIN"
"Sachin cacing"
by guacamol3333333 October 29, 2018
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Sacha

An amazing friend and someone you want by you in the worst of times. If you earn his trust, anything is possible. He is a kind hearted, amazing, mature, fun-filled, bundle of energy, something you can never replace in your life and an incredible adventure.
"What's that bouncing off the walls?"

"Must be Sacha. No-one else had that much energy."
by Shine.your.light April 21, 2016
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magic satchel

A concept similar to hammerspace, though hammerspace is specific to cartoons. In a game, when an inventory item is stored seemingly nowhere, it is said to be put in a "magic satchel." A magic satchel can conform to any size, from a small pill to a large building.
"Dude, where the fuck did Master Chief just put his rocket launcher?"
"It's in his magic satchel, duh."
by Fresnel December 2, 2007
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