Sadgasm

Having the pleasure of an orgasm but incredibly and painfully sad.

When you're hitting her from behind and you about to bust a nut and she says "I'm pregnant." and when you nut you think about paying for child support so you begin to cry, thus a sadgasm

by iiGLAZIOii July 15, 2017

Sargasm

When sarcasm is used so effectively, it becomes orgasmic to read or hear.

"Jesus, what a sargasm."
"Lmao, that was sargasmic."

by Seabasilisk May 11, 2019

Sargasm

When someone enjoys behaving and/or speaking in a sarcastic manner so much, you could swear they get off on it.

The act of obtaining significant emotional fulfillment from being sarcastic, usually at someone else's expense by insulting their intelligence with sarcasm.

I really think he likes the shirt his girlfriend picked for him!
Nah, he really hates it. Just having another sargasm.

by Rowdypanda December 1, 2010

Sargasm

To cut it short, a fake/sarcastic orgasm, usually used during pity sex.

Lucy: I had a sargasm last night during sex with John. He didn't realise and came out smiling like a fool.
Aly: Genius.

by CrypticGirl May 7, 2011

sargasm

To come to orgasm using only sarcasm. Also, an unintentional orgasm when oneself, or others around you, exhibit an especially profound example of sarcasm.

"NICE shoes, man"
"..."
"What the FUCK was that?"
"...I need a towel..."

by GiantKillerRobots February 22, 2004

Sargasm

Instead of saying fake orgasm. It's an orgasm that isn't meant.

Guy 1: Dude I don't think my girlfriend's really feeling me. Guy 2: why? Guy 1: cause I swear to God last night she Sargasmed

by Jamee S (QueenIdle) January 2, 2014

sargasm

The act of sarcasm during ones sexual peak

When tim fucked his girlfriend he used sargasm by saying "Ohhhhh my god this sucks, I hate cumming on your tits"

by MBHQ July 25, 2006