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1) SHOOT LARRY! THE SHIPPING POLICE ARE AFTER US AFTER WE SHIPPED MONIKA AND SANS, WHAT DO WE DO?!
Larry: BRING OUT THE SALIVA GUNNNN!!!!
2) Hey, have you heard about the new Saliva Gun?
Larry: BRING OUT THE SALIVA GUNNNN!!!!
2) Hey, have you heard about the new Saliva Gun?
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person 2: wtf
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Get the crunchy saliva mug.A lubricating fluid secreted from the mouth. Saliva is tasteless in the mouth but smells nasty as fuck when dried on the skin or on your pillow case. Despite how icky saliva smells externally, it is a very popular choice as a personal lubricant (and the only possible choice of lubricant in fellatio).
(Friend 1 invites Friend 2 over for the night)
Friend 2: Ewwww what is that smell on your pillow case??
Friend 1: Oh I tend to drool a lot so that's the smell of my saliva
Friend 2: Bruh......
Friend 2: Ewwww what is that smell on your pillow case??
Friend 1: Oh I tend to drool a lot so that's the smell of my saliva
Friend 2: Bruh......
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