Schrödinger's Nice Guy

Someone who acts nice until they get rejected, then acts like they deserve whatever they want

Mike: Haha, that's so funny. Um would you want to go out sometime?
Emily: Sorry no I do not really want to
Mike: Fuck you whore I hope you die in a fire. I'm so nice to you and you dont even want to go out with me once. What a bitch.
Emily: Gee a real Schrödinger's Nice Guy there.

by NiceGuysEatBalls April 5, 2021

guy's night out

A preferably pre-designated night out every week or more where a male needs to have a break from the insanely annoying bitchy and irrational female sex. Women do not need a girls night out, however, because they are insane and their life revolves completely around men

God my girlfriend is a pain in the ass, I really need a guys night out to degrade women and have discussions that consist of something other than clothes, accesories, and why my girlfirend hates her best friend.

by The kid October 31, 2003

Guy's Girl

A young female (usually in her late teens/early twenties but exceptionally delusional ones can be older) who thinks she's cool enough to hang with and "just be one of the guys". Has convinced herself that all the guys who hang with her don't want to just fuck her and that she's unique and cool and not just another flaky mercurial female. Can often be seen telling guys how unique and cool she is and that she's just one of the guys (which is something that guys never ever do with other guys unless they're like gay or something).

Hannuh thinks she's a guy's girl but the guys who hang with her just want to fuck her otherwise they would avoid her because she's just a typically flaky and mercurial female.

by Doug Has No Boundaries February 18, 2020

white guy's lip-bite

The pathetic display a white teenage male produces when asked about sexual relations. He preforms this before explaining his sexual exploits to a friend or co-worker.

Dude 1: So what happened between you and Rachel last night?

Dude 2: (white guy's lip-bite) ohhhh! stuff went down!

by maxter723 March 1, 2009

every guy's dream

having your cock row a large amount(3 or more inches) in a short amount of time(4 or less months)

"So I was looking around in the locker room. Don't ask man. And I thought I saw this kid I used to know, but it couldnt have been him cause his dick was bout four inches longer. Then he walked out of that locker room into the arms of five cheerleaders. Every guy's dream. Every guy's dream."

by Clare..and of course..eric too. December 28, 2004

On guy's

Similar to "on my mama" or "on bro" the slang phrase "on guys" is a term used to ensure others that the user of the term is not lying

On guy's I beat dat nigga ass dawg
If dis nigga say one more thing bout my mama I'm shootin his house up on guy's
Pcc jiggy is da hottest youngin out Portland nigga on guy's

by PCC jiggy February 12, 2022

Shy guy's 108 girlfriends

Shy guy's 108 girlfriends are a group of Shy guy's virtual girlfriends. They all are really friendly and don't mind sharing the same guy (lucky dude btw). They all have unique personalities. I won't describe everyone personally, because I don't want to descriminate someone. Lets just say: some of them need to visit church often and drink holy water, some drink too much coffee, some has weak stomach to kimchi, some can bend and nagotiate everything, some likes to eat cakes and are sweet as the cakes.

Shy guy is very lucky to have them. And the girls are lucky to have shy guy.

Holy shit, Shy guy's 108 girlfriends just posted more memes.

by Pinknailsareawesome May 2, 2022