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Ryan García

An overrated princess bum who's an Instagram boxer. 99% of his fans are cringey American teenage girls who don't know anything about boxing. All his friends are youtubers. Teofimo Lopez and Tank Davis would send his jaw to the moon in round 1. Devin Haney would make him cry. Vasyl Lomachenko would make him call him daddy.
garcía fangirl: ryan garcía is my future husband he's the greatest boxer of all time.

normal dude: nah muhammad ali is the goat.

garcía fangirl: Nah ryan would clap him.
by loma.is.p4p August 10, 2020
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Ryan Giggs

Simply one of the most majestic players to have graced the Premier League. His finest hour was undoubtedly scoring an amazinng winner for Manchester United against Arsenal in the 1999 FA Cup Semi-Final at Villa Park. Such a shame he will probably never play in a major international tournament.
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Running down the wing, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Can do anything, Feared by the Blues, Loved by the Reds, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs.
by PRIDE_OF_NORTH_LONDON January 19, 2007
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RYAN GIPSON

noun: A studly man who is honest, intelligent and quite romantic. Also referred to as Gippy or "knight in shining armor." can usually be found in Conshohocken or Circuit City. He is one of the most loving and moral males alive today. The name Ryan Gipson is also commonly associated with fun, laughter and never-ending conversations.
1.I had the best day ever because I had the pleasure of courting Ryan Gipson.

2. OMG is that Ryan Gipson? his girlfriend is so hot.
by bethani zev December 14, 2008
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Ryan Gosling

Only one of the hottest guys alive. Seen in Young Hercules, Breaker High, Murder by Numbers, Remember the Titans, The Notebook.
by Deb January 10, 2005
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Ryan Giggs

An unbelievably successful and truly fantastic footballer who plays for Manchester United. He's an attacking left-footed left winger with great ability in terms of speed, dribbling the ball and leaving even the very best defenders with 'twisted blood'.
He has played for United since he joined the youth teams in 1988, aged 14, and is still playing for United in 2008, aged 34, TWENTY YEARS LATER - which shows his amazing, completely unmatched loyalty to the club.
He has played 700+ games for United, and is currently second in the all time appearances record behind Bobby Charlton (although by the time you're reading this, he may well have overtaked Charlton's record)
He has won the league NINE TIMES as of the end of the 2006/07 season - this is a record in English football history (no one has ever won as many).
As well as winning 9 Premier Leagues, he has also won 4 FA Cups, 2 League Cups and 1 Champions League - making him THE most decorated player in the premiership (and, like, joint most decorated player EVER).
A truly legendary player, he scored THAT goal against Arsenal in the FA Cup semi-final replay at Villa Park in 1999 - which was later voted: 1. Goal of the century, 2. Best goal in the FA Cup competition, 3. Best moment in the FA Cup competition (which has been going on for over 100 years) and 4. Best Manchester United goal. He picked up the ball YARDS behind the half-way line and then dribbled way over half the entire length of the pitch and through the ENTIRE Arsenal defence (which was world-class at the time), going past some players twice, to score the magnificent goal.
He was born in Wales but moved to Manchester aged 7, and so, unfortunately for us English, wasn't applicable to play for the English side. If he'd been English he would have WITHOUT A DOUBT earned over 100 caps by now, and who knows, probably helpled England progress a bit further in the competitions.
The World Cup is the only trophy he hasn't won. He was won everything else, usually more that once.
Legend. Pure LEGEND.
Q. Who's the most successful footballer of all time?

A. Ryan Giggs.

Q. Who's the best left winger of all time?

A. Ryan Giggs.

Q. Who's the greatest player that ever played for Manchester United?

A. RYAN GIGGS!!!
by Alice Maria January 18, 2008
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Ryan Glennon

NO cigs just strAITE bowls of californiadreams all day i do it howw a king do. how y doin tho ight hmu peace yo. - Ryan Glennon
by HeavyMe talHillBilly January 8, 2012
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Ryan Glenn

A smelly troubled fish who wants to fight everyone that stands in his way. Often found scrubbing Sid stoned at Morrisons.
Example 1: "That sloth is a real Ryan Glenn!"
Example 2: "I wish I could be more like Ryan Sid Fish Glenn!"
by RYAN GLENN October 8, 2014
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