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Rumpledforeskin

A character of folk myth and fable known for his cruelty, a pitiable cruelty that tales tell is an outward manifestation of psychological scars inflicted as an infant during a botched circumcision performed by a vagabond rabbi using crampons and, inexplicably, a spinning wheel.

Also used to apply to those with a similar affliction.
Yes, I see it, and see why now your nickname is Rumpledforeskin, rabbi.
by Midniteklown July 25, 2008
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Rumple Butt Skin

When a person wipes their ass raw with toilet paper. Occurs usually when a person continuously travels to the bathroom in 10 minute intervals just to wipe their ass after a heavy meal.

Look for the person who goes to the bathroom often and looks like they have agony when sitting and taking brisk walks. Also possible suspect for using all the toilet paper in one's home.
Person 1: Who used all the toilet paper?

Person 2:Talk to your brother, he had Rumple Butt Skin.
by f-deer February 6, 2010
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rumplemilfskin

a magical gnome that brings milfs to your doorstep. he also spins jizz into gold.
"I just got a rumplemilfskin for my doorstep. Ever since it's been like a daycare at my house."
by birdmanJAM March 19, 2010
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Rumpledickskin

1. A semi-mythical creature who, in an accident involving a time machine and an anesthesiologist, fell asleep for 70 years while undergoing a circumcision, resulting in repeated pulling of the dickskin over that entire span before the cut was finally made.

Example: "Authorities investigating the massive theft of 10,000 wrinkle cream bottles from a shipping container are downplaying rumors that it bears the marks of a Rumpledickskin-like creature."
The result of a circumcision gone very, very wrong.

"I went to the rabbi and all I got was this lousy rumpledickskin."
by Sir Shiksa-lot November 22, 2017
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Rompledog

To feel or to cause someone to feel so astoundingly positive about something that the only sufficient outlet is to roll in whatever idea/object/song/person like a dog would roll in a dead animal. Typically not the actual ACT of rolling, but an overwhelming urge to do so.

An extreme form of excitement or enjoyment with a bit of a manic edge to it.
"Are you going to the concert tonight? I'm so rompledogged I don't think I can wait!"

"That little kid just ran up to Mickey Mouse so rompledoggedly that he couldn't stop in time and plowed right into him."

"I'm planning a surprise trip that will be so full of rompledoggery that everyone will talk about it until the day they die."

"I'm engaged! It's so rompledogging, I've been telling everyone I see - even strangers!"
by Anndor September 30, 2009
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Rumple Ass

The folds and or lines on a women's butt or thighs when wearing yoga pants.
Look at that Kathleen girl.... She has a serious case of rumple ass in those pants.
by riomanty November 12, 2011
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rumpleballz

A drink made by combining 2 shots (1 rumpleminze and 1 fireball) in your mouth simultaneously. Also known as a rumplepaul as he was the inventor.
Man I’m hungover..... I drank four rumpleballz and I don’t remember anything after that .... I was des as fuck.
by gleedy November 21, 2018
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