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farmer and rowboat

having to complete a series of actions in such an order that each superceding event must be done in one specific order in order to complete a seemingly trivial goal.

origin: An almost cliche riddle goes... A farmer for some reason has to get a fox, a chicken, and a sack of corn across a river. It might be to get into town for some business: you know, to sell his chicken and corn, which I am certain he is going to make a killing off of, being it one sack of corn and a singular chicken. and, oh yeah, his trusty fox. Why is this idiot bringing a fox with him? Anyway, he has a rowboat, and it can only carry him and another of his precious belongings (chicken, corn, fox). If the fox and the chicken are left together, the fox will invariably eat the chicken. Leave the chicken with the corn and, oops, the chicken will eat the corn. Other than by feeding the fox poison and doing it in one quuck trip, or maybe splurging for the bridge toll and carrying his wares, how does the farmer do it?
Fuck that farmer and rowboat bullshit. This is a waste of my time.
by yoJERraps! September 24, 2006
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Battleship mouth;rowboat ass

All talk; no follow-through
Dude, that web designer you sent me, a bad case of battleship mouth;rowboat ass. After we contracted, he never even called me back.
by Jeremy Sherman June 10, 2008
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The fashion of the people; the communism of fashion.
Lenin: I think I'm going to go put on my rojo seersucker shorts. Then maybe I'll go be genocidal.
by therojoman April 20, 2005
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Rowboat

A wrigling and smacking of ones penis against a pair of nice breasts very quickly back and forth
by Chris, Scottie, and Nick May 17, 2006
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rowco

Stands for 'rock out with my cock out'. As seen in the movie American Pie.
Dude, how are you?
Oh you know I'm rowco.
by sleazye August 8, 2005
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ROFJO

Roll On Floor Jacking Off, originally thought up by a commenter at kotaku see GTJO
The other day my mom walked in on me while I was ROFJO
by Moopo August 28, 2007
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sunkin rowboat

a sexual act when you place a table spoon full of preferably sourcream on the tip of ur intimate partners anus and then preform anal intercourse with your nose
simon burtch became known by first preforming the sunkin rowboat with hidey cloom
by Clearance Drinkwater July 2, 2006
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