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Rolling on the fucking floor laughing my fucking fat ass off so hard I almost peed my pants.
That joke was so funny I literally was rofflmffaoshiapmp!
by Funny Girl17 November 29, 2009
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rofflelame

verb - to take something, and make a very lame parody of it. Usually lame on purpose. Can be stupid or retarded instead of lame.
(someone's profile)
"You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here."
Bill: You can't go hoooome,
Bill: So you can't stay here.
Sally: WTF?
Bill Haha I just ROFFLELAMED your profile.
Sally: Yeah, well, you're a veeter!
Bill: :(
by Can Not April 10, 2005
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roffle

Verb.

Derived from the term rofl.
Person1: OMFAG EL OH EL I AM ROFFLING SOO MUCH RIGHT NOW !!1
Person2: Watafa? Stuff you.
Person1: Roffle roffle! Lamayo!
by Jerk The Mom December 2, 2003
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roffle cakes

A term widely used on the internet when expresses ones appreciation for a "joke" or "hillarious phrase"

It means, "Rolling On Floor Fucking Laughing Endlessly" T

The "cakes" is used to form the phrase into a cute food like item.
Tim: Tony, your mum is really fat, she's like clinally obese you gay piss

Tony: Fuck off shit legs
Carl: ROFFLE CAKES!
by Andy_Lythe September 29, 2005
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roffle my waffle

Same meaning as 'rofl' but puts emphasis on just how funny the matter is.
Adebisi: You wanna come inside my cell and hang the sheet?
Alex: roffle my waffle, no ty.
by Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 10, 2008
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Rofflmfaoolttfm

Rolling On the Fucking Floor Laughing My Ass Off Out Loud To The Fucking Max
Rofflmfaoolttfm, That was Bamf!
by Prototype051 January 30, 2008
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Roffe

Roffe's Syndrome

Very similar to Tourette's Syndrome but where the shouting and swearing is directed at an individual or object.

More prevalent among the Celtic nations, especially the Welsh.

Common treatments include Brown Ale and Jack Daniels CAUTION - if too much treatment is taken then this may cause the syndrome to worsen.

A Roffe is also a unit of measure, 1 Roffe is equiivelent to about 100 decibels
A sufferer launches a sustained verbal attack using choice language on a person who has not done something to his satisfaction.

To go completely Roffe - a completely mental over reaction to a situation.

"He lost his Roffe" - lost his temper

Its only 0.1 Roffe - about 10 decibels
Its over 1.5 Roffe - better wear ear defenders
by Derfl May 12, 2010
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