ritendra

God's gift to mankind. Women find him dazzlingly attractive but he plays his cool card. Plays the field but has a soft spot for ze ladies from the Far East. Will try anything and everything as long as it involves fun, women and practical jokes. A bit of a gossip but women shockingly find that endearing

Don't pretend to be a Ritendra. You can't aspire to be one nor try to be one. You have to be born one

by Jagger99 October 18, 2013

Rite Aid Robber

Along time ago in 2016 Zach robbed a local Rite Aid and stole a track phone. Recently he has been seen with his accomplices Squeaky and Hendry.

Rite Aid Robber must of stole your track phone

by New Cumberland February 10, 2018

Phukin Rite

1. An exclamation of 'yes'. When 'yes' just wont do the point your trying to make any justice. Used when you feel so strongly about something or what you are trying to say is so obvious that your are almost brought into a violent rage that someone has questioned you. Should be said quickly and abruptly with a frown as to snap at the clown who dare question you.

2. Also can be used as a celebratory phrase for hateration purposes, similar to YSND, to express the utmost fulfillment you receive at the misfortune, or in the most extreme cases, demise of others. Commonly used with a fist pump.

1.Person 1:I heard they brought back the 99cent whopper at BK...you wanna go?

Person 2 (enraged by the absurdity of of his intentions being questioned): PHUKIN RITE!!

2.Person 1: Hate update: Bert was dumpster diving yesterday and got three toes bitten off by a gigantic rat....

Person 2: (celebratory fist pump) phukin rite...

by LB Da Milkman May 9, 2010

Bright ritual

A bright ritual: The opposite of a dark ritual. It repels the effects of a dark ritual, and grants the user a bit of luck.

Matt:Hey, why did you use that dark ritual on me? I had to use a bright ritual to repel it!
Slime: It was a dare, I swear!

by Matt_the_slime_slayer June 21, 2016

jizz ritual

Is a jizz ritual a ritual with jizz involved

Bro that jizz ritual was kind of insane

by jizz ritual Man January 6, 2021

Herobrine ritual

DO NOT DO THE RITUAL I WILL SUMMON HEROBRINE HES SO SCARY WAAAAWAAAAWAAAAA

2014
god among humans:Im goin to use the Herobrine ritual to summon HEROBRINE!!!
7year old: WAAAAAHWAAAH PLZ DONT HEROBRINE SO SCARY

by GIGACHADHEROBRINE May 20, 2022

12AM HBD Ritual

A heartwarming digital tradition where individuals send celebratory messages at the stroke of midnight (12 AM) to express their joy in having an ongoing chat or conversation with someone through a messaging app. This ritual isn't tied to any specific occasion like a birthday; rather, it's a spontaneous way to celebrate the connection between individuals.

Chat Conversation between "T" and "A"

T (at 12:00 AM): HBD

A (at 12:48 AM): why hbd pls explain me now

T (at 12:50 AM): its the "12AM HBD Ritual"

by ajtazer September 10, 2023