Gathered for a sacred rite
Subconscious minds allied
Call upon immortals
Call upon the oldest one to intercede
Rid us of our human waste
Cleanse our earthly lives
Make us one with darkness
Enlighten us to your ways
From churning worlds of mindlessness
Come screams unheard before
Haunting voices fill the room
Their source remaining undefined
Shadows cast from faceless beings
Lost for centuries
Subconscious minds allied
Call upon immortals
Call upon the oldest one to intercede
Rid us of our human waste
Cleanse our earthly lives
Make us one with darkness
Enlighten us to your ways
From churning worlds of mindlessness
Come screams unheard before
Haunting voices fill the room
Their source remaining undefined
Shadows cast from faceless beings
Lost for centuries
Lords of death, I summon you
Reside within our brains
Cast your spells upon our lives
So that we may receive
The gift of immortality
Bestowed on those who seek you
Immortal Rites
Reside within our brains
Cast your spells upon our lives
So that we may receive
The gift of immortality
Bestowed on those who seek you
Immortal Rites
by Death Menace September 26, 2022
Get the Immortal Ritesmug. The elaborate pranking process in which one buys a novelty item from Rite-Aid in the dead of night, pairs it with suggestive song lyrics, and anonymously leaves it on someone's doorstep to be discovered the next morning. This is an undertaking to be done to one's friend, the enjoyment of which comes from the mental image of that person dumbfounded by the ridiculous gift.
Me: I left a "World's Best Mom" coffee mug on his doorstep and put the lyrics to "Afternoon Delight" inside!
Friend: Whoa Dude, nice job Rite-aiding!
Friend: Whoa Dude, nice job Rite-aiding!
by kpiks517 December 28, 2012
Get the Rite-aidingmug. by Chatterted October 12, 2011
Get the Owl ritemug. man dont be calld me my girls over and im bout to be gettin rite. hey man you gettin rite off the dope i gave you?
by biggpoppaspank form the west bank March 27, 2008
Get the gettin ritemug. An 80's band that has the sig. 80's twang. A little hard to understand. Disbanded after just one album in 86 I believe.
by The Bandwagon June 19, 2004
Get the The Rites of Springmug. Spitting on a person before the final beatdown.
Better known as the "fist shake", "the dirty look" or the "middle finger" before a physical attack.
Better known as the "fist shake", "the dirty look" or the "middle finger" before a physical attack.
by Wayne143 August 10, 2006
Get the Last Ritesmug. a phrase created by a clique of internet friends that is used by internet stans when talking about current time
by Glaziins June 24, 2019
Get the rite nowmug.