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the rippin and the tearin

the art of being over 50 and trying to copulate with as many women as possible at a creepy hedonism resort.
I like to go to the hedonism resort for two reasons, the wild women and the rippin and the tearin.
by bwricci August 2, 2010
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Jack the Butthole Ripper

When you have a large poop that just rips your ass open. Or getting anally raped by a large black man
Jack The Butthole Ripper has returned. I was in the bathroom for 2 hours and now my asshole hurts.
by ThatKidLaHue November 20, 2011
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crying throwing up ripping my hair out

Something you do when your very upset that you just want to smear your guts on the wall and bleed out as your tears slowly roll down your face.
Me: I was crying throwing up ripping my hair out yesterday because of how much I miss my ex
by simp for killua October 15, 2021
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ripper slippers

originated in the Bay Area. A term for cheap ass chinese slippers that can be bought at the beauty supply store.
"That hoe had on some ripper slippers."
by mookie May 13, 2005
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skin-ripping boner

a term used to describe when a person gets such an intense boner that the "inner boner" threatens to part the seams of your "outer boner" like a cartoon chimp squeezing a banana at the base so that it peels, and the "inner banana" flies across the room leaving only the flaccid "outer banana" peel hanging grotesquely over your balls like a popped balloon.
"When she snuck her hands down into my boxers while we were grinding on the dance floor, she found such a skin-ripping boner that she had to yell out to her friends to throw down their handbags and come over for a look at the rare and exciting phenomenon."
by theGUARDian January 8, 2010
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Ripping the Tendon

A fart. Usually so loud or smelly that you would swear that something ripped.
*Person A farts*
Person B: Would you please stop ripping the tendon in front of my grandma??
by Funky J and Fresh G June 2, 2010
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ripping my knitting

Jolene: "I hate that new Katy Perry song."

Susan: "I know, right? It's never off MTV, it's really ripping my knitting."
by marganin January 6, 2011
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