Ringer

A term often used to refer to a player illegally brought into a drop-in or beer league hockey game that is significantly better than the rest of the players on the team. Usually only plays a limited amount of games so the league does not find out and never gets off the ice . Hockey term for Smurf

12 Year Old: Damn coach, who's this sick hockey player, he's as fast as Speedy Gonzales and just as small.
Coach: That kid doesn't belong in this Division, He's too good to be playing here.

Coach to Player: Get off the ice you f*cking ringer!!!
Johnny Gaudreau: Make me bitch.

by TSE NY October 12, 2018

penis rinser

A designated person whose job it is to rinse penis. The penis rinser may be assigned to a single, or multiple penises.

Geoff: Man, I really got it all over the place with that cumfart...we’re gonna need some tissues.

Norbert: No need, my personal penis rinser will take care of our penises.

Geoff: Wow! Thanks bro!

by Hammer of Jesus April 24, 2019

jeremy renner

A very special person who plays in the avengers but only carries 11 arrows, sometimes 12 but it's not very safe

"Omg who is that awesome archer guy in the avengers?"
"That's the wildly talented Jeremy renner portraying hawkeye!"

by Manyfandoms September 4, 2015

Noise-Runner

Derived from Noise; adj.: A person who is so good at bringing noise to situations that his noise can be heard from light-years away. Not to be confused with a Noise-Walker, a weak Noise-Runner who thinks he/she runs more noise then he/she actually does. A Noise-Runner can recite any Mike Tyson quote off the top of their head with little or no hesitation. A Noise-Runner goes out to parties with full intentions of bringing as much noise as possible. One way they achieve this is by shotgunning 3 beers upon entry of a new noisehold (household where noise occurs) before acknowledging anyones existence within the noise. In short, it is a very noisey person.

See Also: Noise-Running (v), Noisey (adj), Noise (n)

"That scalley kid is a real Noise-Runner."

"I heard that kid put his noise inside of that girls noise and didnt pull out, what a Noise-Runner!"

by Noise-Runner20 November 2, 2011

Chug Runner

To be a Chug Runner is neither a good or bad thing. It simply just is.

You're a Chug Runner man.
Chug Runners are awesome.
Quit being a Chug Runner.

by Molgorath April 7, 2023

Fair Weather Runner

A person who only runs when the weather is excellent but otherwise avoids running

During springtime the fair weather runners finally start training while the rest of the Track team has been running all winter.

by Jbodnar13 March 4, 2011

doing a runner

Leaving a place to avoid a difficult/unpleasant situation or to avoid paying for something.

"Where's Bill?"
"He's doing a runner mate."

by A231 November 7, 2017