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Filthy Ricardo

A bizarre act of sexual deviance in which one party, male or female, lays facedown on a foosball table and has a plastic replica Star Wars lightsaber toy inserted into their rectum. A pool ball of any color is then inserted into his or her mouth. Following these preparations, a previously prepared mixture consisting of one quart melted vanilla ice cream and one quart human feces is poured over the nape of the subjects neck. Finally, four assistants must rapidly rotate the rows of foosball players that the initial subject is lying on, causing great sexual excitement to the subject. Furthermore, all parties present must be wearing an authentic German standard-issue World War I helmet, complete with the decorative spike on top.
Not to be confused with the Clean Ricardo, in which the helmets are optional.
Bob: I got a Filthy Ricardo yesterday.
Rickard: God dammit why do you always tell me about this shit
by lezahhmedoug May 6, 2008
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regardless devon victory

Is a syndrom of extream paranoia,depression,and expression of being belittled and agravated by the mental.a situation where you never over come indigents,also an extream fear of god or an human deity...
your action and the way that you behave are retarded i think you have the
regardless devon victory syndrom....
by regardless devon victory January 23, 2009
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ricardo hernandez

The most beautiful human being you will ever meet. He has nice hair and, though he might not show it much, a nice smile. He has low confidence but knows he's pretty. Even if all the girls want him, he doesn't settle for anyone, all he wants to do is fuck. Even though he doesn't like relationships, he's an amazing boyfriend. He's a very friendly person, sometimes he may get treated like shit by his friends but he just ignores it because he's swag as shit. He has a couple close friends he enjoys consuming drugs with but likes to be friends with anyone. Ricardo is an amazing football player, all of his friends always doubt him but he'll one day show them how skillful he is. He also has a huge cock and is nowhere near being a bitch or female. His friend Andrew looks like Bob Saget. He loves his friends who's names are usually; Jose(Joey), Andrew, and Angel. He has a pretty hoe named Irasema. Hugo is cute af, another friend of Ricardo.
Person 1: Do you know Ricardo Hernandez?
Person 2: No, who is he?
Person 1: Wow, you should meet him, he's so cool.
Person 2: oh shit, I wanna meet Ricardo Hernandez.
by YungSack December 30, 2013
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victory regardless

A possible good belief or situation.
A source of excitement.
A possible way of recognition.
with the exceptance of this victory regardless,we can see that this is heading in the right direction.
by regardless devon victory June 2, 2010
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regarded

bruh you misspelled retarded, how could you (if i we're you, i would disable auto correct)
you are regarded
by lokeydev April 2, 2020
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regardless devon victory

The person who god chose to be the new god of the universe by resurecting into him during the second coming of christ 2000...and he in the ending will chose the worlds fate.
regardless devon victory should be worshiped as jesus threw television/brodcast.=
by regardless devon victory March 23, 2010
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Ricards lodge

Good academic records but pupils are shit and can't behave. All rude and racist. One girl said the n word 3 times the school did nothing and the girls that tried to fight her got excluded like what the hell.
Person 1. Yo do you go Ricards lodge
Person 2. Lol shit scl
by Sym12345 May 12, 2022
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