Rigamortis Tortoise

A Rigamortis Tortoise is a vile and disgusting creature. Often cold and calloused, Rigamortis Tortoise can disgust even the most hardcore of people. Rigamortis Tortoise often has an undeserved sense of entitlement caused by birth.

We caught Rigamortis Tortoise walking out of the morgue with a bottle of astroglide and a pink dildo. That disgusting vermin.

by Jachoff Witme May 27, 2010

Rigatoni

If you don’t like rigatoni Tony will come after you and kill you rigatoni is the best noodle you’ll ever ever eat you will never taste the noodle like rigatoni I’ll tell you what Mario and Luigi are like Gordon Ramsay but Italian they love my rigatoni you come to my house you get rigatoni oh my God I make the best rigatoni in the world you don’t like rigatoni you’re disgrace to earth

If you don’t like rigatoni Tony will come after you and kill you rigatoni is the best noodle you’ll ever ever eat you will never taste the noodle leg rigatoni I’ll tell you what Mario and Luigi are like Gordon Ramsay bought Italian they love my rigatoni you come to my house you get rigatoni all my God you have the best rigatoni in the world you don’t like rigatoni you’re disgrace to earth

by Italian rigatoni January 3, 2020

rigar

the abreviated version of 'Budgerigar', which are also known as parakeets. The rough translation of 'Budgerigar', means "good tasting birds".

"'sup 'Rigar?"
"Where my Rigar at?"
"Damn Rigar, if you don't stop sqwakin', I'm gonna cook your ass up!"

by smitty pops September 28, 2006

Rigajig

Rigajig (rig-ah-jig) A nigger. Someone who loves cornbread, fried chicken, watermelon, grape soda and cotton picking.

Officer: Now tell me again, who stole ur purse?
Woman: Those damn rigajigs.

by Kokedoutyetti October 20, 2010

RigaRooster

The RigaRooster is a vigilant defender against evil, and with his morning song he can drive away all bad things.

The RigaRooster sits high above the rooftops of Riga Latvia and he ...Sees all ... Knows everything ... Tells little ... but, shares what's important

Legend tells that the RigaRooster which adorns the top of the oldest church spires in the capital city of Latvia, Riga, serves as a wind indicator and to guide visitors into the city.

According to Christian tradition, the rooster is also a vigilant defender against evil, and with his morning song he can drive away all bad things.

On top of the oldest Riga Latvia Churches - Dome Cathedral, St. Peter’s, St. John’s and St. Jacob’s – are decorations of roosters (weathercock), not crosses. According to Christian tradition, the RigaRooster is a vigilant defender against evil, and with his morning song he can drive away all bad things. The time before the rooster’s first song is full of evil, and as Jesus told his disciples, “Before the cock crow, thou shalt deny me thrice”. Therefore the roosters should be raised as high as possible, to hear their songs from far away.

It is also true that the RigaRooster on a church steeple serves as a wind indicator. This is very important for Riga as a seaport since the wind direction means a great deal for sailing vessels. Hence RigaRoosters decorate all the churches near the Daugava River. more

by HeadRooster August 28, 2010

rigamor

The little, stressful shitty things you have do to completely accomplish an undesired task

I had to progress through one rigamor afyer the other to keep the customer satisfied.

by Ms.Fit1 January 19, 2017

Rigamortified

1. Scared so bad you can't move.
2. Stuck in a bad situation.

We all know Justin would have ran away if he hadn't been so rigamortified.

by MDarcon March 9, 2018