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Meaning to tell someone to “get gone”, usually used after someone tells you they have feelings for you.
by bigtiddienev May 19, 2019
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Guy 1: Maybe we should nuke the oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico.
Guy 2: Dammit, I just got Ripley's Law'd!
Guy 2: Dammit, I just got Ripley's Law'd!
by Identity4 June 3, 2010
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by Riley the beautiful February 17, 2018
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Person 1: "How did you win the circuit by coming in second place in every race?"
Person 2: "Simple, I merely applied Riley's Wager to my strategy. You mad bro?"
Person 2: "Simple, I merely applied Riley's Wager to my strategy. You mad bro?"
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