Retrosexual

Someone who was sexy back in the day and now they're not.

"Dang yo I saw this old Madonna video the other day on TV; she was definately donkey punch worthy back in the day"

"Yup you know it now she's Retrosexual,definately past her sell-by date!!! Choo-Choo...Next stop Surreal Life!!"

by Greg H. December 26, 2008

Retrosexual

An awesome man/woman who is defined by his sexy look and who wears clothes that represent an era of a simpler time of surf with uncrowded waves, vdub camper vans, vinyl records and long big hair or big afros.

You can see an awesome example of Retrosexualism in the classic surf movie An endless summer

It's all about the peace, love and community.

Civilian: Hey man, cool shirt but why does it say retrosexual?

Sexy individual: 'Cause I'm letting my records spin and going to spread the peace and love on the waves man. Toes to the nose

by lalabells January 8, 2012

retrosexual

Young guys trying to look sixties and seventees cool, the problem is they have no soul and end up looking like they're going to a masquerade.

Dude's retrosexual, smh... he tried to get a date with Sally but she said, "I don't do costume parties."

by SpookyCat December 28, 2015

Retrosexual

One who adheres, or appears to adhere, to traditional (boring) sexual preferences - a heterosexual or closeted gay male are the most obvious examples.

This neighborhood is comprised of married breeders in single-family homes, all painted white, tan or light blue, has no good restaurants, arts, or nightlife. Must be a bunch of retrosexuals.

by Pronoun Pusher July 7, 2022

Retrosexual

A person who falls in love with old actors after watching old movies.

Friend 1: I just watched Cool Hand Luke and now I'm totally in love with Paul Newman.

Friend 2: You are such a Retrosexual.

by Speeding Clover April 22, 2020