retrotarded

old AND retarded

man, yo momma gotta nice ass, but she retrotarded!

by kevin February 14, 2004

retrotard

by the way this word is mine! all mine! you're not allowed to use it without my consent! um,ya. the definition is above...

you're a freaking retrotard, you retrotard!

by ozphactor March 14, 2003

retrofade

One whos glory has faded, long ago

Retrofad at bsf

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

retrograde teabag

A retrograde teabag is when the teabaggee is behind the teabagger.

I was sitting when he bent over right in front of me and all there were was nuts in face. A total retrograde teabag.

by IceColdTeabag January 9, 2009

retrotarded

A particularly extreme Mercury Retrograde period, such that even trivial communication fails spectacularly. Packages are delivered incorrectly, e-mailed messages are lost to the electronic void, and civilization crumbles as confused citizens squint, confused and helpless, at text messages that were sent hours late to the wrong person.

A. S. Mercury retrograde ends tonight 11:21 pm PST

Amy A. IMHO, this one has been particularly "retrogrady"!

Chris H. ‎@Amy - I'd go so far as to say "retrotarded".

by jesus_is_lord_of_me December 29, 2010

Retrograde Earth

A world where Earth spins from East to west, and where many other things are reversed

On Retrograde Earth, the Sun rises in the west, the Sun sets in the east, spiders are scared of humans, workers can fire their bosses, criminals arrest cops, Ukraine invades Russia, and men are held to unrealistic beauty standards.

by Eushshtb December 16, 2023

Mars in Retrograde

When the planet Mars appears to rotating backwards against the solar orbit. This causes younger males to act in an irrational and perculia way.

They will come prone to insomnia and cancelling plans at a moments notice, which is, often a better option than the standard symptoms of ghosting. (See also fuckboy)

While being a menace to society and possibly responsible for 72-81% of the current gene pool, a Mars in Retrograde is often considered kind hearted, to the point of underdeveloped and puppy like.

Julia: How was your your date last night?

Victoria: it was ok, he has plenty of room for improvement but deffo a Mars in Retrograde!

by awb1809 March 4, 2021