We Were Retards
We Were Retards by no one February 23, 2005
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sony haters are retards
sony roolz:WTF U LIK XCOX ADN GAYXCUB?!?!? LOLOLOL!!!!11 ur stoopd faggetard.
Intelligent person: Wow, are oyu that much of a close-minded fanboy that you post all this stupid shit about other consoles?
sony roolz: I AM RITE ADN U RONG. U SUK DIK!!!!!!!1
Itelligent person: why am I wasting my time arguing with this piece of shit?
Intelligent person: Wow, are oyu that much of a close-minded fanboy that you post all this stupid shit about other consoles?
sony roolz: I AM RITE ADN U RONG. U SUK DIK!!!!!!!1
Itelligent person: why am I wasting my time arguing with this piece of shit?
sony haters are retards by Xenomorph May 23, 2004
The All American Rejected Retards
Gay Fag 6th grader: Did you see the All American Rejects in concert last night? they r0x0rs!!
Wise person: You mean the All American Rejected Retards?
Wise person: You mean the All American Rejected Retards?
The All American Rejected Retards by Harry Potter April 10, 2005
Two retards arguing
Macdougall: wow look at Nicolas and Patrick over there yelling at eachother.
MacDermot : wow, talk about two retards arguing
MacDermot : wow, talk about two retards arguing
Two retards arguing by Balls McBallsface January 8, 2022
the RETARDS at guitar.com
my overrated bands section of my sub pf
jimi Hendrix- He defines overrated. His boring guitar tone, bad vocals and sub par guitar playing somehow make it past the critics, who praise him as original, inventive, unique, influential, talented and a musical genius. He's not. All he did was speed up already bad blues music added some distortion and there you have it, Jimi Hendrix. He admitted he was a bad singer, so there's nothing to point out there. He was not a skilled guitar player, everything he played sounded the same and it all blurs together. Sure he has some good moments, but most musicians do. Most of his playing is sloppy and it all blurs together into one big, boring blues re-hash.
Nirvana- Kurt Cobain was NOT a guitar master, he didn't write paticularly meaningful lyrics, he did not re-invent rock music, they are not the greatest band of the 90s. His playing was sloppy in the studio, and absolutely terrible live. He was constantly on drugs and his music shows it. His voice was terrible, grating and very studio-altered. Pick up a Nirvana bootleg to hear what he really sounded like. Sloppy and out of tune. His lyrics only made sense to him, it's stupid to see so many different analyzations of them. Chances are they are just random heroin-induced ramblings.
Led Zeppelin- Oh man, these guys define overrated. Everyone says they are the birth of metal. Wrong. Black Sabbath is, and definately a better band. Zeppelin songs all sound the same, the guitar playing doesn't have "feeling". Screwing up doesn't make your solo emotional. Put down the bottle and learn to play. John Bonham wasn't a good drummer either. He wasn't bad, but he always gets too much praise. Robert Plant is also a terrible singer. He's got a weak, thin voice and he constantly misses the notes. Unacceptable. "Stairway to Heaven" is boring and way too long.
oh yeah, and radiohead owns
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noone mentioned Soundgarden as sucking, so this thread is still ok by me..
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Avril Lavigne isn't bad
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Atreyu kicks ass
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Dave Matthews Band, simply amazing Matthews does a wonderful job arranging his songs and they do not sound the same and he does play a lot more than a few chords. His drummer Carter Beuford is an amazing drummer who can "tear up" any metal drummer because he can play a lot more than a simple rock beat with a pounding double bass. Vionlinist genious as well as the saxophone player.
Tom Morello isn't the rock and roll savior yes and i'm not a big rage against the machine fan. But his playing with effects is what made him original and different. I'd like to see you try and use your guitar to make it sound like a scratch pad.
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would agree that hendrix is overrated. he simply played blues that was up way too loud.
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Led Zepplin sucks balls.
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I don't mind My Chemical Romance
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jimi Hendrix- He defines overrated. His boring guitar tone, bad vocals and sub par guitar playing somehow make it past the critics, who praise him as original, inventive, unique, influential, talented and a musical genius. He's not. All he did was speed up already bad blues music added some distortion and there you have it, Jimi Hendrix. He admitted he was a bad singer, so there's nothing to point out there. He was not a skilled guitar player, everything he played sounded the same and it all blurs together. Sure he has some good moments, but most musicians do. Most of his playing is sloppy and it all blurs together into one big, boring blues re-hash.
Nirvana- Kurt Cobain was NOT a guitar master, he didn't write paticularly meaningful lyrics, he did not re-invent rock music, they are not the greatest band of the 90s. His playing was sloppy in the studio, and absolutely terrible live. He was constantly on drugs and his music shows it. His voice was terrible, grating and very studio-altered. Pick up a Nirvana bootleg to hear what he really sounded like. Sloppy and out of tune. His lyrics only made sense to him, it's stupid to see so many different analyzations of them. Chances are they are just random heroin-induced ramblings.
Led Zeppelin- Oh man, these guys define overrated. Everyone says they are the birth of metal. Wrong. Black Sabbath is, and definately a better band. Zeppelin songs all sound the same, the guitar playing doesn't have "feeling". Screwing up doesn't make your solo emotional. Put down the bottle and learn to play. John Bonham wasn't a good drummer either. He wasn't bad, but he always gets too much praise. Robert Plant is also a terrible singer. He's got a weak, thin voice and he constantly misses the notes. Unacceptable. "Stairway to Heaven" is boring and way too long.
oh yeah, and radiohead owns
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noone mentioned Soundgarden as sucking, so this thread is still ok by me..
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Avril Lavigne isn't bad
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Atreyu kicks ass
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Dave Matthews Band, simply amazing Matthews does a wonderful job arranging his songs and they do not sound the same and he does play a lot more than a few chords. His drummer Carter Beuford is an amazing drummer who can "tear up" any metal drummer because he can play a lot more than a simple rock beat with a pounding double bass. Vionlinist genious as well as the saxophone player.
Tom Morello isn't the rock and roll savior yes and i'm not a big rage against the machine fan. But his playing with effects is what made him original and different. I'd like to see you try and use your guitar to make it sound like a scratch pad.
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would agree that hendrix is overrated. he simply played blues that was up way too loud.
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Led Zepplin sucks balls.
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I don't mind My Chemical Romance
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the RETARDS at guitar.com by no wonder modern music sucks May 8, 2005
The Retards Gambit
The Retard's Gambit is when you hop into a game of ranked Leagued Of Legends and you seemingly get one of the worst fucking players you will ever meet ever in your team (especially high chances of happening in lower elos)
Guy: How was your ranked game bro?
Guy who got hit by The Retards Gambit: Yeah dude it sucked I got hit by The Retard's Gambit
Guy who got hit by The Retards Gambit: Yeah dude it sucked I got hit by The Retard's Gambit
The Retards Gambit by TheCockBuster July 15, 2020
walking retards
when there is two people on a pavement walking towards each other
as you and the other person are getting nearer, you start moving to the side, unfortunatly the other person is going to the same side as u, both of u then end up moving about to the other side at exactly the same time which means the obvious will happen, u end up walking into each other in an awkward hug like shape
as you and the other person are getting nearer, you start moving to the side, unfortunatly the other person is going to the same side as u, both of u then end up moving about to the other side at exactly the same time which means the obvious will happen, u end up walking into each other in an awkward hug like shape
walking retards by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 11, 2009