Retardulous

The Act Of Being Ridiculous To The Point Of Retardation.

Lady Gaga Was So Retardulous When She Came Out In That Egg Thing At The Grammy Awards.

by DinoDefs September 4, 2011

retardiculous

something that is unbelievably asinine. wrong on so many levels, though often goes unnoticed by authorities.

This checklist is so redundant. It's retardiculous that we should all have to do this.

by "the ryan" October 28, 2007

Retardilization

The specific moment in time a person realizes they've done something retarded. This word could be considered a broader generalization of phrases like "blonde moment" or "brain fart" etc. This also could apply to a third party as they notice someone having their moment. This would be a "retardilization" as well.

Retard - "2+2 equals 1...wait...its four! Boy im dumb. +retarded chuckle+

Ruyai - "Did you just have a retardilization you retard? I know i did! Bwahahaha!"

by Ruyai October 2, 2009

Retardoladation

Retardoladation - an illness that affects one’s ability to perform the simplest of acts ranging from tying one’s shoe, speaking in complete sentences, to even passing as a member of society. The lowest living form of life created for the purpose of failing. Spelling, grammar, and punctuation all fall victim to Retardoladation has also been used to describe an illiterate who butchers the English language by interjected his personal failures into everyday conversations. Also been known to lower the IQ of all those in his presence if prolonged exposure is endured. There is no cure for Retardoladation, but avoid at all cost to limit the damage this can have on your own ability to function properly.

“You fail at life, do you suffer from Retardoladation?”

“I find it harder to correct my spelling and grammar mistakes, I sure hope I haven’t caught a case of Retardoladation.”

by WWE Unrated June 12, 2010

Retardundant

Something that is both stupid and redundant.

Carl's idea to have everyone in the group make separate versions of the same paper, rather than split the project up among the group, was widely viewed as retardundant.

Carl is a reduntard.

repeat redundant

by Gnarl Alfie April 22, 2015

Assholian Noncerino Retardus

A very, very long time ago, in ancient Rome, one man was named this by his ungrateful mother. He was bullied endlessly throughout his time at school and nobody needed to call him names as his official name was bad enough. 20 years later, he legally changed his name and surprising to him, everyone was sad because they had no joy in calling him that name, instead, his name was Dave. Because of the mass sadness, he changed his name back to this where it is now immortalized.

"Shit, man. You're such an Assholian Noncerino Retardus, shape up."

by Common Millenial May 31, 2018

retardedly attractive

The act of holding so much attraction, that the pursuer goes dumb/retarded.

Joni was so retardedly attractive, that I forgot my name and went dumb.

by Badgirljojo September 29, 2014