Cowboys For Social Responsibility

A professional victim’s organization based in Canada that promotes total civilian disarmament in Canada. The main inspiration for Cowboys for Social Responsibility, the Coalition for Gun Control (CGC) maintains that inanimate objects, mainly firearms, are responsible for homicide, femicide, infanticide, matricide, patricide, suicide, filicide, siblicide and every other known “cide” in the English language.

The Cowboys for Social Responsibility assume that if a person owns a firearm they are dangerous, particuarily men. If a man owns a firearm he will undoubably be more likely to beat his wife or kid.

The Cowboys for Social Responsibility recently defined the good folks at CanadianGunNutz as persons who buy firearms to be used AGAINST their wives, because knives kill more people than guns.

by CanadianGunOwner October 28, 2010

Programmed Retail Response

The conditioning of most retail shoppers to provide preconceived answers to customer service providers.

Here are a few instances using Programmed Retail Response:

(Upon a customer entering)
Associate: "How's the weather today?"
Shopper: "I'm fine. How are you?"

(Upon a customer leaving)
Associate: "Fuel for Satan's fire!"
Shopper: "Thanks. You too!"

by Kristopher Smith June 12, 2007

Cow boys for social responsibility

Cow boys for social responsibility is a blog for antis. Drawing from the Coalition for Gun Control and other sources they claim that guns cause suicides, that guns cause homicides, and that guns cause domestic violence against women and children. Womens shelters claim that women are terrorized at the hands of men with firearms.

Socieconomic or cultural reasons for violence are ignored as causes, including alcholism and poverty. Somehow it is innaminate objects that by themselves promote people to lose their minds, to snap and start beating their wives or killing people.

The full-time victims at Cow Boys for Social Responsibility want to ban all firearms from all law-abiding hunters and sport shooters in Canada. They feel the human right to self defense is not a right. They feel generations of hunters and shooters of Canada are now suddenly dangerous.

by CanadianGunOwner October 22, 2010

responsible drunk

Someone who is drunk asf but will not drive and will make sure he/she will get all parties with them home and then get themselves home safely

I was being a responsible drunk because I was so messed up but I didn’t drive and got home safely

by Blackgurl July 13, 2018

third responder

Refers to the third man in a gang bang.

Jimmy it's your turn to throw that hoe a good fuckin. You are the third responder. Now get your ass in there and lay some pipe!

by JoeyBomm April 9, 2020

Last responders

The professionals who are the last people that provide care to a deceased individual. This group of people includes morticians, coroners, forensic investigators, religious professionals, cemetery workers, and thanatologists. Last responders are usually responsible for determining how someone died, giving the individual their last rights, setting up and performing the individual’s funeral, burial and or cremation, and providing care to the individual’s grave stone, assuming they were buried in a public cemetery, in the event individual’s family is deceased and or unable to do so.

The last responders determined that Nevil died from a drug overdose.

by Vanguard 1998 September 22, 2021

responsibility

The most misdefined word in the urban dictionary. It is simply the "BLAME" Teaching responsibility is easy if you do not complicate it. Taking responsibility is taking the "BLAME". Jesus was not responsible for all of our mistakes and yet he took the BLAME. Stop treating this word as a good trait because it is only good for those predestined to be the "SCAPEGOAT" Responsibility is something we can only accept not force on others without evidence that they are guilty. If the boss notices something good has been done and wishes to know who did it. He/She would ask "who gets the CREDIT". It is only after mistakes are discovered that we ask "who is RESPONSIBLE"? I pray that the editors recognize the logic and truth in this definition and give it the "CREDIT" it deserves.

Responsibility should be avoided unless you know the risk and are willing to take the blame for failing. Opportunity hides inside this risk, for if you succeed you will get "CREDIT" for success and dodge the 'BLAME" for failure.

by Spiritual-Master January 7, 2022