republican

A narcissistic American citizen who hates the poor and the less fortunate for the discomfort he feels when he witnesses their misery. He relieves his anxiety by lashing out at them in a primal fashion and bonds only with others whom he deems worthy and who uplift their sorry self-images by further degrading the disadvantaged. Republicans are most often ignorant and poorly informed because they lack the humility necessary for true learning.
If the apostle Luke was alive today he wouldn't have been a Republican because he said "Whoever has two cloaks should share with the person who has none."
by stylin'f May 08, 2003
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Someone who's pillow I wipe my dick on after I bang the shit out of his wife.
"Man, if that republican boss of mine only knew how loud that bitch can scream."
by Running out of patience July 11, 2008
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a white Christian male who preaches about morality and godliness in the morning and has a ten-year-old boy perform oral sex on him in the evening in a rent-a-car
That religious Republican Ted Haggard just stepped down from his position as head of the National Association of Evangelicals.
by mr. communication November 03, 2006
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An individual who believes that the white male Christian God should be the only object of worship on the planet, that power and wealth should remain in the hands of 1% of the world's population while the remaining 99% starve, that health care should be privatized so the poor can't afford basic medication, that a rape victim living on welfare should be forced to care for a baby she didn't even ask for, and that America is the only real country on Earth while all those other countries they read about are just fakes invented by communists...oh wait, it's terrorists now, isn't it?
We can all hope that the standard of education in America improves to the point where a Republican can no longer be voted into office.
by Grimrider November 28, 2002
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1. One who claims to be pro-life, protecting the unborn fetus while killing animals, the environment and sending people to Iraq in an unjustified war.
2. Hypocrite
3. Asshole
by Cleo December 06, 2004
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A closed minded fool that acts like a communist and stammers when he gives a speech. A person who relies on stupid ideas and advice to base his orders and actions on. Mainly George W. Bush.
George W. Bush is a prime example of a Republican, and of course his running mate dick chainy (dick). Most republicans are closed minded fools.
by Chakotay January 26, 2005
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1. One who cuts taxes and spending and wonders why there isn't enough money or public services.

2. One who claims to preserve freedoms and then takes them away.

3. A member of a political party who has no compassion for those who are less fortunate.

4. One who attacks anyone who does not share their view.

5. A white Christian male with no understanding of other cultures.

Synonyms:
Hypocrite, Idiot, Bigot, Asshole, Racist
Republican: "We've cut taxes, now everyone who is white and Christian can prosper!"

(A year later)

Republican: "There's no money for public services and schools! Why is this happening?... This must be the democrats' fault!'
by Terminator256 September 01, 2010
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