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vaginal retention plan 

A woman who will still sleep with a guy long after their relationship has ended despite the fact that he has a new girlfriend.
Yeah, I'm dating somebody new but she doesn't put out, so I kept my ex on the Vaginal Retention Plan.

run, rinse, repeat 

a technique used in games where you kill the leader and if u still aren't leader, keep killing leader. then when u r first place, suicide and repeat. then this will make everyone's score pretty low.
i used run, rinse, repeat to get leaderboard under 10k xp.

Resentment Wank 

The style of masturbation often used when your girlfriend has gone out on a "girls only" night out.

Can also be used when your girlfriend has placed you in a bad mood.
"Aw yeah, Fiona went out with the girls so I just stayed in and had a resentment wank".

"Yeah dude, Jen totally pissed me off last night, so I just went in the spare room and had a resentment wank".
Resentment Wank by Monko7 September 2, 2011

anally retentive 

Stoid, fixed in own ways, unchanging, perfectionist.
He has to do everything 'just so' - He is so anally retentive!
anally retentive by nusye December 15, 2003

i will stab you in the face, repeatedly 

A phrase i use when i'm truly pissed and about to snap
"if you don't shutup right now, i will stab you in the face, repeatedly"

Repetition 

Well, you see, repetition is when you use lots of repetition within something by constantly repeating repetition, it's not rare to see repetition, really, and keeping repetition within repetition of your limits, the repetition of your reputation is repetitively good.

What the hell am I doing with my life.
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Repetition by A_single_bean May 31, 2019