Midnight Release

1. A term used when a people gather at a local game store at Midnight for a video game release.

2. When you ejaculate at Midnight (usually in the dark, and it can be by yourself, with another, or in a group)

1. Hey, you weren't in school today, did you go to Game Stop last night for the Midnight Release?

2. Nobody was home at the moment, and I was a bit horny, so I decided to have a Midnight Release.

by HowlandNotTooCool January 30, 2010

Release the hounds

Common phrase of Mr. Burns

When someone disappoints him or asks for altruistic behaviour.

"Release the hounds."

"Thank you, come again. Smithers, release the hounds."

by justcareless November 6, 2012

Full Release

Slang term used in corrupt massage parlors (Whack Palaces) to indicate that you wish to be given a handjob.

"Yeah, uhm, do you offer a full release massage?"

by Asshole October 6, 2003

release the kitties

Famous last words you don’t want to hear, because it means you are about to be killed by a horde of ruthless, predatory kitties. Made famous by Metalpocalypse.

When Bottom said, “Release the kitties,” I knew my death would be slow, painful, and certain.

by Bottom Ford, Esq February 27, 2012

Fist and Release

After jerking off in ones hand, penetrate your partner with a fist and open your hand to release the fluids.

My angry inch was never good enough so I decided to fist and release in her.

by Todd Clark February 4, 2004

hand release

A legal hand job performed by a massousse.

If you go to a massousse and she asks you if you would like hand release, say yes and enjoy.

by SeanH October 7, 2004

releasing demons

The act of someone taking a larger than normal shit.

Pastor smith- "Billy, why wern't you in church last sunday?"

Billy- "Sorry pastor, but i was in my bathroom releasing demons"...

by dino spahhmonie March 11, 2008