permanent record

Where all the bad things you've done as a child go.

Mother: You better pick up that candy wrapper!
Son: Why?
Mother: If you don't, this will go on your permanent record, and you will never get into college!

by zoLLL November 9, 2009

rebortion

an act wherein a child rejects his or her parents; the counter of an abortion; see: college

Mom, Dad it's been a tough decision, but . . I want a rebortion.

by adevne October 19, 2010

Lokish Records

Lokish Records is a recording studio located in Henderson, Kentucky. The studio was founded in 2017 by the musician Jaxon Fleming. Jaxon, and his assistant engineer Ethan, have a passion for music like no other, and that passion can be seen every day at Lokish Records. Lokish Records offers an impressive array of production and recording services at affordable rates in a professional studio. No matter what style you are interested in recording or instruments you play, they've got you covered!

Musician: You know anywhere i can get some professional recording done?

Guy: Heck yeah! Go check out Lokish Records! They are the best around!

by Henderson, Ky March 25, 2019

recordify

the act of recording.(as known by president George. W. Bush.)

While you are having phone sex with your ole lady we are gonna recordify your conversation.

by John R. McNeal April 15, 2008

Regirts

Regretfully eating something that gives you the squirts.

Man.. I shouldn't have eaten Mexican for lunch today.. instant regirts.

by _clayton January 14, 2017

Well regarded

Very retarded. A phrase to be used when the r word would not be acceptable. Prime for work environments or sensitive friend groups.

Guy 1: “Ryan just fucked up another one of my projects. What’s wrong with that guy?”
Guy 2: “yeah, he’s becoming a serious problem. It’s pretty clear Ryan is well regarded.”

by Telltalehart October 14, 2023

There's Bees in My Recorder

Funniest damn phrase to say at school.

During Mr. Harper's 3rd Grade Music Class:
Me: (raising my hand)
Mr. Harper: Yes Michael?
Me: There's bees in my recorder!
(whole class laughs)
Mr. Harper: That's nice.

by MikeH58 October 12, 2010