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retirement goatee

The goatee you grow after you finally retire for the rest of your life. Men known to have done this include Jim Leyland and Shaq
Man, I worked in a factory for 40 years. I can't wait to retire and grow out my retirement goatee
by Qui-Gon Jake May 25, 2016
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Redneck Retirement Plan

buying cars, different metals or other junk and hoarding it to sell at a later date
"did you see that massive wire of copper lying there, i'm gonna go grab it for my redneck retirement plan"
by Ldngeezer July 25, 2023
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colt retirement

concept of 'taking oneself out' after about age 50+ -after the mind (& body) becomes 'enfeebled'.

(lots of valid evidence of aging "quality of life" may be found in any "nursing" facility)

in these days of people losing all their retirement money, even if you're still lucky enough to maintain your 'gear', how good can quality of life be when you're eating beans and gruel?

the women are a bit luckier too, most have little use for sex. the males, however aren't so lucky; we get to go to the bitter end, burning in hell for sex......-though it DOES taper off a bit!!

any gun manufacturer will work, ie: glock retirement, etc...
i'm planning a nice smith & wesson retirement!

he got worn out trying to smile, and opted for a colt retirement
by michael foolsley January 16, 2011
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rehirement

Forced to remain employed to make ends meet when one should be retired.
Due to difficult economic conditions, I must now enjoy my rehirement as a WalMart greeter.
by cuda75 March 13, 2009
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blue line retirement plan

Just like the Smith and Wesson retirement plan, except now free! Try the blue line retirement plan today! Operators are standing by, the call is free! Why pay for mental health services when lead therapy is only thirty minutes away?!
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retirement contract

What a free agent recieves when he signs with the San Francisco Giants.
The next Free Agent who will sign with SF this offseason will recieve a retirement contract.
by UnderPressure September 28, 2006
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Newfie Retirement Fund

Anyone who frequently plays the lottery, in hopes of acquiring financial security.
"Did you check our numbers, for the Newfie Retirement Fund?"

"Ya. And we didn't win. So we can't retire this week."
by D. Gould January 9, 2007
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