Rectumitus

A condition where a person or management has their head stuck so far up their ass, they would need a surgeon to remove it

There is a epidemic of Rectumitus in this management or Joe Blow has a very severe case of Rectumitus

by tat2you June 1, 2016

Rectumal

Fork up asshole and/or rectum

I got pissed at fortnite and preformed a rectumal

by Yeet64872 December 8, 2018

Rectumitis

A hilarious way of stating "He or She has their head up their ass"'

He purchased three truck loads of string because he thinks he can fly his kite to the sun. He has a serious case of Rectumitis which means he has his head up his ass

by CT Jordaan January 2, 2022

rectumeyetus

When the optic nerves connect to the rectum and give one a shitty outlook on life

Suzie has rectumeyetus today.

by Suzie gumdrops October 13, 2022

Optical rectumitous

Shitty outlook on life

If this economy don't get better soon I may come down with a severe case of optical rectumitous.

by byrd77 January 6, 2009

Optical Rectumitius

Not beeing able to see shit because your head is so far up ur own ASS!!

Flaslight has Optical Rectumitius

by Suicide424 February 19, 2010

Optical rectumitis

A shitty outlook on life

Willard has been slapped down so many times he has optical rectumitis

by Big huff February 24, 2024