well, i reckon

A brainless hillbilly term used to begin country songs that all sound the same.

Well, I reckon I drove to the bar in my run down truck & my broken heart won't cost as much to fix...

by GlazeHer April 17, 2017

Warhammer Age of Reckoning

A PVP based MMORPG in which players choose characters from the Warhammer table top universe and play with and against other players. It also have been cited to bear many similarities to the game WoW, giving it the nickname, WoWhammer. This game is also known as WAR.

Dood1: I just bought Warhammer Age of Reckoning!

Guy: Good for you.

by Lolgasmo February 16, 2009

Five-Finger Reckoning

When counting from one to five does not give you the results you want... the five fingers turn into a fist, that is then shoved up the ass, to the elbow.

Jason: I’ll get off Facebook in a minute

Adrienne: One
Jason: Give me just a...

Adrienne: Two, three, four...
Jason: Damn it woman...
Adrienne: Five... Trigger pulled... Five-Finger Reckoning... time to feel my elbow.

by Adrienne Adele October 14, 2019

treash reckoning phase

Hitting that golden age of 23, you and your subpar friend group from bumcum Alabama think you deserve private yacht parties with NBA players. Your life purpose becomes using cardi-b lyrics to articulate your lifestyle, one-upping your shitty friend group by flexing your ex-frat boyfriends' jobs, money, relationship, etc. This event is more annoying for most men due to fat girls' standards being high for the only sake of them appearing as a "bad bi*ch," and your girlfriend flipping a switch and pressuring you to buy a house/propose to her because ice spice's song said she's a "queen." Is it alcohol? Is it being homeless after college didn't make you a millionaire? Who knows, but most girls seem to flip the switch at around 22-24 years old. If you have a girl who hasn't, keep her at all costs.

My girlfriend's friend group must be going through the "treash reckoning phase", her ugly friends keep calling me a "5 figure ni**a" and telling me to get a better car because my girl deserves "better."

by Literate Stud February 16, 2023

reckon de trekkon

The same as itchy beard.

Person No 1: I have 56 million pounds.

Person No 2: Reckon de Trekkon.

by Andrew Catchpole August 30, 2007

what eva ya reckon

An idiotic saying my fellow australian co worker uses when I make a snide comment that he doesn't understand or offends him. This is a form of sarcasm to hide his true inadequacy as an Australian.

"Hey Gavin you idiot - you can't do that" - me

"what eva ya reckon wanker" - Gavin

by tsells August 8, 2006

Reckoning

One of the “big five” spectacular non events of history, it ranks on a par with the millennium bug, the global reset, the 2021 Irish border poll and any of the little elf’s conspiracy theories.

Chipleader 1-Edwina predicted a spectacular reckoning at the weekend. What happened?

Chipleader 2-nothing

by Chipleader Hero May 5, 2021