Ratio

Basically wanting more likes then the comment/post that you disagree with but not winning a argument

L-Lost
W-Won

White chocolate is the best!————->1,806 likes
Ratio—————>67 likes
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by Lilililililio February 28, 2021

Bro-Ho Ratio

A careful symmetry which needs to be maintained on dance floors between the number of males and females. Too many of either sex results in an off-balance, less enjoyable dancing experience.

Make sure you know before you go the dance flo Bro-Ho ratio.

by MontgomeryQ March 25, 2009

Riddle Ratio

The horrifically abysmal ratio of males to females at Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University, typically around 7:1

Dude, the Riddle Ratio is really bad this semester. There are more squirrels than girls here!

by Straight Riddle Guy January 15, 2012

Plump to Juice Ratio

the measure of the plump aka size of a girls ass vs the juice aka sweet and tight factor of the ass, a 50/50 mix is perfect but good luck, u need to have the right amount of plump and juice to be perfect, not too much of one or the other!!!!

Kim Kardashian and Beyonce def have plump and some juice
60/40 plump to juice ratio
Jessica Alba and Megan Fox def have juice and some plump
40/60 ratio plump to juice ratio
PERFECT RATIO IS HARD TO FIND BUT IF U DO GET ON IT ;)

by rfshitshow October 28, 2010

Ratio

A comeback that clout chasers use when someone on Twitter says something low IQ to get easy likes because they grew up without a father, got bullied in school a lot, and got no ass whatsoever. They live in their mother's basement consuming nothing but Doritos and Mountain Dew and spending their lonely days watching Belle Delphine's Onlyfans.

Ratio, because I want likes.

by AnonymousUser21 April 15, 2021

dennis miller ratio

A 1, 000, 000 : 1 ratio, as observed by professor Frink, ie one person in a million will find a joke funny.

A reference to Dennis Miller's sometimes mystifying commentary on ESPN's Monday Night Football.

*Lisa reads Comic Book Guy's Shirt*
Lisa: C:, C:\Dos, C:\Dos\Run. Ha! Only one person in a million would find that funny.
Frink: Yes, we call that the Dennis Miller Ratio.

by paynbow April 25, 2006

Ratgoof

1. Basically the word rat (snitch) and goof combined .The word goof in “ratgoof” is not necessarily referring to the prison term goof but rather an inferior being that’s a waste of skin.
2. The lowest form of all kinds of snitches or informants. A ratgoof is no regular informant or rat but it is the worst kind and is the most non-loyal, backstabbing snitch. These kinds of rats will rat you out for absolutely any reason or any opportunity they get for virtually any reward including a false sense of self worth and they suck up to any authority figures alike.

1. Guy 1: Dude guess what. My buddy told me that he wanted to sneak into the school and have a party and he even had the plans that he showed me. I then told our principal for $100. That’s right. I sold the guy for $100 and that will go for my sled gas money or something.

Guy 2: Wow you’re a fucking ratgoof, buddy!

2. Guy 1: Hey I was at my new friend’s house and I didn’t even realize that he was growing a weed crop and he had a stash of guns too! I then called the police, crimestoppers and even let his grandma know. Guns and weed are bad and I want to do good.

Guy 2: You’re not doing any good. You’re a fucking ratgoof and don’t ever come talk to me again. I don’t associate with ratgoofs!

by Nosnitch July 30, 2015