Chinese Rattlesnake

When one puts rice in a balloon, blows it up, and inserts it into another's rectal cavity. The person inserts his or her penis or finger into the rectal cavity, and shakes vigorously, rattling the rice within similarly to the way a rattlesnake rattles its tail. Once finished, kick the partner in the stomach, successfully ejecting the now pressure cooked rice.

Yo, my stove broke down, so Jane and I had to Chinese Rattlesnake it last night.

by Rattlesnake God August 24, 2016

corn back rattler

A turd loaded with corn and other exotic vegetables.

After the picnic I filled the port-o- potty with a nice corn back rattler.

by camel toe February 21, 2003

Rattlesnake

Type of dance in which: persons wiggle with arms tight to body in snake like fashion to the song of same name by King Gizzard & the Lizzard Wizard.

Rattle rattle rattle rattle RATTLESNAKE *wiggle*

by doseface February 2, 2019

seismic rattle

When a person motorboats another's ass cheecks vigorously. Especially used when whipped cream is involved or chocolate syrup.

Yo nigga that girl be so tight i would seismic rattle that fine ass!

by Derek Jeters June 4, 2010

Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

rattle your dags

Get a move on; hurry up. From sheep dags, being crusty bits of dried crap stuck to the fleece around the bum, which rattle as they run.

by TwoDays October 11, 2003

monkey banana raffle

1. An example of a funny catch phrase that great leaders need to have.
2. Something that even a poor leader cannot lead monkeys to.

This phrase was popularized by the Adult Swim Cartoon, Sealab 2021 (Episode 47 - "Monkey Banana Raffle")

"You couldn't lead a monkey to a banana raffle. A leader needs funny catch phrases like: 'Take it to The Maxx!' and 'Monkey Banana Raffle!' "
-Maxx Stone Extreme Rebel Trillionaire.

by L. Griffith May 22, 2007