Randomner

Very random people saying things having nothing to do with anything what-so-ever

Man 1 - Did you watch the game?
Man 2 - Yeah, it was great
Randomner - ..when a man and awoman love each other enough, the man buys a goat...
Man 1 - ...What?
Man 2 - You on crack buddy?

by Artabragen August 20, 2006

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randomnessia

A sickness that has struck most teens.
An act of being random.
Something that can never be cured as well.

Jessie: RAWR! MEOW.
Ken: Are you okay?
Jessie: -licking herself-
Ken: -sigh- she has randomnessia...

by MOMOPOW3R August 10, 2008

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wanderly randoming

A term for walking aimlessly about, used especially when speaker is thinking about something else, or is very sleepy.

"Another tutorial with nothing to do. I s'pose we'll be wanderly randoming around the campus, eh?"

by Stazi December 9, 2002

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Practically an Ideology in comedy and is used by comedians to generate humour. The concept of "Randomism" is where a person just says the completely most unexpected thing in order to get a laugh. The idea is to be as random as possible with topics.

Lee Evans, Steven Wright, Emo Phillips, Lee Mack, Dylan Moran are all comedian examples of these randomists.

E.g. The Comedian Dylan Moran uses "Randomism" in his stand up

by Billy Benny Benji February 13, 2008

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Randomness

The act of being random.

Typically used by teenage girls who are inept of a regular social interaction. This idea of "humor" is commonly seen on the internet, such as MySpace or various forums.
The varying enactments of randomness in public places include shouting out non-sequiturs, such as "I'm a duck!" or "Magic unicorn hyperforce team of love!" and uttering them among their friends.
The performer of such verbal botchery often takes pride in their socially awkward achievements, for they have recreated an "original" type of humor that they find delightfully esoteric and fresh. Or they could just like bugging or dissuading people.

Person #1: Oh, hi! I'm Person #1! Nice to meet you! I like pink pinguins and twinkes! Teehee! Sorry, I'm random! Randomness!

Person #2: Heh. That's nice. Bye.

by MsAnonn July 30, 2009

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