Randy's Furniture

To insert wood into a female's "furniture."

Guy 1: Haha, you work at Randy's Furniture?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: You don't get the joke?
Guy 2: Oh I do now, leldankmeme.

by lengthiestwarfare April 3, 2015

Randy Strohmeyer

AKA R2K, Fine ass robot that rocks out in Finch! He has robot like qualities, shooting projectials out of his arms...Randor 2000!

Is that food, you better put that in my mouth! Nickka! Fade to Black.... (Essence of R2K)

by oh you know who... August 26, 2003

Wet Randy

A "Wet Randy" is the when a friend drunkenly passes out on on of his or her friend's couch after a long night of drinking and SOFT SERVE shits him/herself while they are sleeping on the couch. Now, I cannot stress enough the importance of the SOFT SERVE aspect of the poop - At the very least the consistency Of the poop must be similar to that of a Dairy Queen swirl cone but preferably have the consistency of a soup poop. If you happen to crap yourself and the turd is just a general dense loaf (You know, the kind where you don't even need to wipe afterward) then you have NOT "Wet-Randyed" your friend's couch but rather you have simply crapped yourself, so go get some TP and better luck next time.

Ah, yes... That indeed is a Wet Randy, but just barely...

by Ralph Earl Lindley IV of Wales July 29, 2010

Randy Ebright

Drummer for that Crazy Mexican band Molotov. Born in the US then moved to Mexico to hide from the police. Nicknamed "El Gringo Loco" (The Crazy Gringo) due to his ability to get in enough trouble to get the police department interrogate him for issuing death threats as a prank to his teacher.

Randy Ebright is a perfect example that not all gringos are "puñeteros"

by gutymunoz92 June 2, 2010

randaapa

randaapa is a hindi word for a panic situation created by a gang of whores. It is also used in everyday life to describe a situation where you see a lot of hot girls hanging around and boys drooling over their drop dead looks.

An alternative version is when there is an unusual situation involving girls.

In a posh gentlemen's club when you see the strippers walking down the ramp you go, " Kya randaapa machaaya hai yahaan par"...

When boys get frustrated after standing in a queue outside a club for hours and girls get to enter first.....they say.... " in club waalon ne randaapa machaaya hua hai saale haraamzaade....."

by boomshankar April 14, 2009

Randy Swizzlestick

The act of angrily dipping your junk into some ones glass or bottle.

Robert really pissed me off, so I gave him the Randy Swizzlestick.

by Kemtooler February 22, 2011

randalling

To artfully avoid answering personal questions by slightly changing the topic, or by replying with a related question, in such a way that the person who asked the initial question is unaware of what has just happened. This style was first made (in)famous as the signature move of one Dr. Randall, following its identification and labeling by a brilliant and eloquent coworker, circa 2008. It then spread across the Western United States in the coming decade. Legend has it that said coworker, despite having developed a great friendship with the elusive Dr. Randall, has nevertheless never been invited into his home.

During the interrogation, he was randalling himself out of the question of where we has on the night of the murder. The cop ended up admitting to the crime himself!

by LuluMcWordsmith June 3, 2014