RAM 

This term has a long and hairy past. It's an abbreviation for the term "Run Away Muff". Many of us have had the unfortunate encounter with one of these wildnerness beast while doing a bit of muff diving. There is a thin line between a full on bush and a R.A.M. A RAM tends to extend into the party trail (simulating a continuous path of no return), whereas a bush is simply unkept and in need of some trimming.

Mild RAMs can be dealt with using a razor and some free time. A severe case can call for a hedge trimmer and an entire afternoon. Please use discretion when encountering a moderate to severe specemin.

Her RAM was so bad, it looked like there was a black guy from the seventies stuck in her happy place.

RAM by theangrypirate February 25, 2005

Ram 

A ram is a gay male. It fits in the same category as the female Goat. You can use ram to refer to gay men and be completely secretive about it. Someone who is a ram is definitely not a kitty.

Joe: Ouch. My butt is really sore.

Luke: That's because you got hit by a ram.

Ram by Masterpp4u December 28, 2005

Ram 

v. what one does to another's mother every night. see your mom

I rammed your mom last night.

Ram by Digable Kryxtal October 13, 2003

Ram 

A loven animal with horns that is ranched in northern Europe.

I rammed that ram's ass good.

Ram by Anonymous October 8, 2002

ram 

Persian (Farsi, Parsi, Iranian) word for Doe (Female Deer).

What a beautiful Ram (Doe)!
In Ram che zibast.

ram by Shahram_98k March 20, 2008

RAM 

A pale, feeble person that has no hope of accomplishing any dream because his father takes away any opportunity to spoil the family dog.

Richard isn't going to college because his father spent his college fund on a European backpacking trip with Fluffy. The admissions office of Harvard offered Richard a full ride if he could get the Dean a bowl of cereal, but the eight layers of Mini Wheats proved to be too much of a challenge. Poor guy is such a RAM.

RAM by Bonnie McGuire March 30, 2009

ram 

To be an utter annoyance, constant bothering, persistant.

Friend 1: Who keeps calling you?
Friend 2: It's that girl from the bar. She keeps ramming my cell phone.

ram by aBecka June 7, 2005