Delaware finger puppet

When you stretch your urethra and put a finger down your pee hole to the point where you are rubbing the mans penis that is currently having anal sex with you.

I gave my boyfriend a Delaware finger puppet while he was pounding my asshole yesterday.

by Pee Hole Bandit August 16, 2019

Fox puppet

One who blindly follows the ill advised guidance of Fox "news".

Tea baggers are typical fox puppets

by Zigzac79 March 13, 2011

anal puppeteer

Someone who likes to stick their hand up their own ass like a puppet

John is such a anal puppeteer when he sits home playing mine craft all day.

by Tailspinmb November 27, 2013

sweater puppets

(n.) breasts, specifically large, jiggling, bouncy breasts.

Check out those sweater puppets!

by Mango January 2, 2003

master of puppets

Metallica album released in March of 1986. Last album recorded with Cliff Burton, who passed away in a bus accident while on tour in October of that year.
Track list:
"Battery"
"Master of Puppets"
"The Thing That Should Not Be"
"Welcome Home (Sanitarium)"
"Disposable Heroes"
"Leper Messiah"
"Orion (Instrumental)"
"Damage, Inc."

Master of Puppets is known to be the best Metallica album of all time.

"Dude, Master of Puppets was the BEST Metallica album ever! Rest in peace, Cliff Burton!"

by Miss Metallica 2005 February 3, 2005

puppet

1. A person that is easily controlled by others.
2. A person that conforms to pointless ideals set by others.
3. A person who changes opinions or views rapidly based on someone else's views/opinions.

I don't trust you. You are just a puppet.

by Jakob with a K July 7, 2008

sock puppets

Homer Simpson's greatest fear

"Everyone's afraid of something."
"Not everyone, Marge."
"Oh, yeah. Sock puppets."
"Aaaaah! Where?!"

by Snake April 25, 2005