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Pytolobles

A figuration of the past life for early hominids and Neandertals
Oh gosh, I wish I could study pytolobles
by YazinPolytagabloes December 10, 2025
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pftol

an acronym used for when someone says something so ridiculous, it makes you go pfffffft (out loud)
"Man, dat Ryan guy is so dreamy"
"PFTOL"

Actually, this example would never occur in real life. Here's a better one:

"I think Ron Paul should be the next President of the United States."
"PFTOL"
by asianpersuasion5394 June 12, 2012
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putola

Josh you’re being such a PUTOLA
by PUTOLA November 26, 2017
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patold

When your science teacher roasts you...
"Ha you just got patold!"
by SCP-035-1 March 14, 2019
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Ptolemaic Army

An enemy faction in Metal Slug 5. Their motives are somewhat unclear, probably their goal is world domination through dark occult terror. Unlike the typical Green Army Men aka Rebels you encounter in almost Metal Slug series, the Ptolemaic Army has more distinctive ranking system, deadlier tactics, and improved military equipment.

Types of Ptolemaic Army infantry:

- Guerrilla, wearing olive-brownbattledress and red bandana scarves. Specialized on outdoor combats.

- Special forces. Expert on room clearings, and sneak attacks. Seen wearing black gears and gas masks.

- Special forces diver. Marine units armed with spear guns.

- Officer. Men dressesd in blue-gray uniforms. They rarely engage combats. Officers often summon and command

mechanized infantry units. After that officers will flee away. Somewhat they take more shots to kill than others.

- Cultists. Masked guys in various hoods who practice the Ptolemaic cult and commanding battles. Only armed with low-velocity spore pistols.
Have you noticed why Metal Slug 5 game over screen lacks of helmet on it? Perhaps the character and Ptolemaic Army soldiers alike do not wear such helmet?
by Nijihara Kalinin April 25, 2020
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Pytopaths

A misspelling of the word “Phsycopaths” by someone in our twitter group chat.
That Twitter group chat Pytopaths is so funny.
The people in Pytopaths are so nice.
by twittergcpytopaths August 19, 2020
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ptolly

He is the sexiest mf out there. If you have a chance to meet a Ptolly, lucky you he won’t disappoint. He gets mad bitches and runs the streets. Girls get horny when they hear his name.
Heard Ptolly was coming to this school he sounds like a sexy bastard
by Fibgerblaster20000 December 6, 2020
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