Putin

Taking a shit in the former Soviet Union

"Hey what are you doing in the bafroom?"
"I'm Putin!"
"Where?"
"Russia!"

by Rhenthalin April 26, 2007

Putin

The 45th president of the United States.

The fake news media reported that donnie trump was the 45th U.S. president, but Mueller's investigation revealed that Vladimir Putin had actually won the election.

by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 10, 2018

Putin

America's actual president since he won the 2016 presidential election. Can be found inserting his penis into Trump's mouth from time to time.

Joe: I thought Trump was president?
Jim: No, you moron, Trump's just pretending because he's President Putin's bitch.

by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019

Putin

An Idiot who was dropped on his head when he was a baby and he has a forehead bigger than mega mind.

Hey mate what is the definition of Putin
It is An Idiot who was dropped on his head when he was a baby and he has a forehead bigger than mega mind.

That makes sense

by #Save Ukraine March 2, 2022

Putin

A literal cocksucker. The only thing he needs to be the modern hitler is to commit suicide in a bunker.

Zelensky: We will stop Putin's offensive

by Slava Ukraie March 2, 2022

to putin

verb. To fall down the stairs and shit your pants.

“Try not to putin yourself on the way out.”

“This one time in middle school, I accidentally putined a little, but thankfully no major news outlet caught wind of it.”

by Chunguseus December 21, 2022

Putin

Pronounced Poo Tin, meaning shit can or toilet.

If you put your boot in

the Putin

it will get all covered in rectum putty.
Toilet

by Wayne Royce October 7, 2014