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petarded

Taken from "Hoisted by his own petard" (Petard is some 16th century shaped charge for breaking into fortresses. If the bomb goes off while the French guy is installing it on the wall, he is then hoisted by his own petard). So when you or someone has plans or an occupation or way of doing things that blows up in their face or defeats their own purposes, they are then, petarded. Especially fun if you can't use the 'r' word in certain company...
He tried showing off by rushing through but he just screwed up spectacularly and now he's soooo petarded.
by WhatDoYouMeanYouPeople? June 16, 2018
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Pustard

The crusty mustard looking gunk that builds upon dirty pussy. Usually smells like sour trout.
That girl has rank pustard.
by Weesnaw1414 NiggeR February 28, 2020
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pustard chut

a pastry with unseemly (and maybe vulgar) implications
hey gurl can you bake me a pustard chut
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Protarded

When someone thinks they’re so good at something they could make the competitive scene/ profit off their skills (mostly video games) when in reality they’re literal dog water.
Dude that girl we were playing Valorant with earlier was so protarded, I don’t know how she thinks she is good.
by PoggersGuys August 2, 2021
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pretarded

the act of being a pretard
"this guy is fucking pretarded"
by witikope November 22, 2024
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Petarded

People that demonstrate their stupidity by being hoisted in ignorance by their own lack of words. Having to face the reality of "not knowing" despite the interaction with others more knowledgable than you.
At the end of the day, the bluster was ended when the petarded dude was asked to demonstrate his lack of knowledge by asking him to put up or shut up.
by Charlie Currie December 19, 2023
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Pretarded

the knowledge or the knowing that actions today will lead to stupitity tomorrow
You are pretarded

This better not be pretarded
by The Shenanigizer December 12, 2024
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