nice pasta

An abbreviated form of the phrase "that's a nice pasta" used to denote something generally pleasing. Similar in usage to "cool beans."

Friend: check it out I just got an A on the algeabra test
Me: oh nice pasta, man!

by cnyh_8 August 24, 2020

pustastic

Combination of the words pussy and fantastic. It actually means the opposite of fantastic. Used to express something that is bad.

That bathroom smells pustastic.

by Rebee June 17, 2008

pistachiosis (pis-ta-she-o-sis)

Refers to a disease a person gets when their stash dries up.

After smoking all her weed that weekend Ally had pistachiosis (pis-ta-she-o-sis).

by McNeal February 4, 2008

Pasta Tooth

Having an obsession with pasta

"hey joey i loveee pasta"

"damn kate you gots a pasta tooth!"

by Joe213 August 6, 2008

Pistance

The distance traversed by a stream of piss measured from the opening of the urethra to the spot at which the stream lands.

Typically men have a longer pistance than women.

by Chennessey March 15, 2016

pasta:salad ratio

An euphemism for the act of intercourse whereby climax for both parties occurs at the same time. Thus ensuring an even pasta:salad ratio.

Lionel: how's your pasta:salad ratio?
Dave: no good mate, she keeps finishing first.

by Welshyyy April 11, 2016

Pasta Fetish

A Pasta Fetish is when a man is sexually attracted to all sights, aromas, or mentions of or about Pasta. This is a very erotic fetish without involving Sex. The fetish is mostly given to men who stick their (sorry for my language but) Ding Dong,inside pasta sauce like Marinara, Alfredo, and Ragu.

Oh, i heard john had one of those silly Pasta Fetishes

by PastaMan69420 June 16, 2019