unexpected visitor/stranger

An Unexpected Visitor is when you take a poo or shit in the morning (usaly after a late night fast food run) and it smells so bad that you dont recognize it as your own smell. Its as if a stranger or a visitor has used your bathroom prior to you.

Man I ate Jack in the Crack last night and this morning I awoke to an unexpected visitor/stranger .

by Rufus MF Jones September 22, 2006

expect the unexpected

A cutesy little phrase coined to imply that you can expect to be surprised. It comes from the marketing douchebags and only the like will utter such stupid contradiction. It is one or the other people, let's get it together.

Douchebag no. 1: "Subaru, Expect the unexpected"

by Protestant of Protestants June 5, 2016

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by cheeseguy September 17, 2004

Unexpectedly Drunk

A person who arrives at an event/gathering in an inappropriately advanced stage of inebriation, and attempts to socialize with the other attendees as if nothing were out of the ordinary, is "unexpectedly drunk"

Antoine arrived at the wedding rehearsal a few minutes late, acting more relaxed and jovial than usual. It wasn't until he vomited on the bride's father, and attempted to use the bride's sister as a handkerchief, that people realized he was actually unexpectedly drunk.

by FriendOrFlake July 21, 2014

unexpected titties

When something that unexpected and awesome happen.

"I reached in my pocket and found twenty bucks"
"Nice man, unexpected titties"

by kilomack March 22, 2011

Unexpected Load

When a man is under the belief that he is having protected sex with a female, only to find he is wrong.

Did you here about Steve?

Yeah, his "Unexpected Load" is due in about 9 months.

OR

He thought I was on the pill.

Jesus Kathy, that's a hell of an "Unexpected Load" to explain to poor Steve.

by holymarymotherofdeath November 19, 2011

Unexpected toke.

When you are a mild stoner and someone offers you a free toke on unexpected occasions.

I hardly get stoned at all. I only really get stoned when I have an unexpected toke.

by HighlifeGoodTimes October 27, 2012