(n) A deceptive maneuver, when one kneels, pretending to adjust the penny in his loafer, only to raise up and punch someone square in the cock.
Mike: "Oh shoot, my penny is falling out of my loafer..." (kneels to fix it)
Bill: "I hate it when that happens"
Mike: (Punching Bill in the cock) "Old Kennedy Cock Punch!"
Bill: "I hate it when that happens"
Mike: (Punching Bill in the cock) "Old Kennedy Cock Punch!"
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A fruit flavored drink such as koolaid mixed with large quantities of grain alcohol in order to make a inconspicuous intoxicating beverage that can be consumed at a public event which might lead to drunken fighting or rioting.
by cd134 October 23, 2009
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Person 2: Yeah, I can't seem to help it. I just keep talking and when you start to frown I back up and realize I've done it again.
Person 2: Yeah, I can't seem to help it. I just keep talking and when you start to frown I back up and realize I've done it again.
by Monkey&Roburg June 16, 2010
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Also called Tuna Slap, The Belgian Greeting, and Grandpa's Whistle.
Also called Tuna Slap, The Belgian Greeting, and Grandpa's Whistle.
by SneakyPriest June 28, 2011
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by TLRJohnny May 10, 2019
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Kate Punch is a skinny little 12 year old girl w/black hair, dark blue eyes & pale skin sporting fun bright colorful make-up was gutted bloody rot in her sleep the night she started her period by a Creepy Hook-Handed Stranger who was madly infatuated with her… 4 she is the girl.
At the witching hour on Hallows Eve night u can hear the leaves whisper in trees like witches as the murderer chanted “Vulpine Acute Hooky” as he stabbed her bloody dead.
Kate wants revenge! Now that u have read this… in-between the click of the light switch, Kate Punch will enter your dreams tonight 2 hook u bloody rot 2 freaking hell!
Standing next 2 u beside your bed… there’s a fine line between Love & Hate… . staring at u with 1 blue bat of her spider lashes… u smell Candy Apple across her face & with her wickedly cheeky smile that plays around her lips, sharp & perilously, she’ll slice her finger upward with a crafty sharp hook… her bloody red finger dragging & bleeding the word “EVOL’ which is “Love” spelt backwards across your chest. With a twinkle in her eye, she’ll kill u the way the Creepy Hook-Handed Stranger stabbed her 2 death.
Unless, u comment this story to 10 different people, Kate Punch will not harm u. 1 out of 10 people you comment must start her period tonight. If not, you’re screwed… Kate Punch is coming 2 LovE youuu
Kate Punch is a skinny little 12 year old girl w/black hair, dark blue eyes & pale skin sporting fun bright colorful make-up was gutted bloody rot in her sleep the night she started her period by a Creepy Hook-Handed Stranger who was madly infatuated with her… 4 she is the girl.
At the witching hour on Hallows Eve night u can hear the leaves whisper in trees like witches as the murderer chanted “Vulpine Acute Hooky” as he stabbed her bloody dead.
Kate wants revenge! Now that u have read this… in-between the click of the light switch, Kate Punch will enter your dreams tonight 2 hook u bloody rot 2 freaking hell!
Standing next 2 u beside your bed… there’s a fine line between Love & Hate… . staring at u with 1 blue bat of her spider lashes… u smell Candy Apple across her face & with her wickedly cheeky smile that plays around her lips, sharp & perilously, she’ll slice her finger upward with a crafty sharp hook… her bloody red finger dragging & bleeding the word “EVOL’ which is “Love” spelt backwards across your chest. With a twinkle in her eye, she’ll kill u the way the Creepy Hook-Handed Stranger stabbed her 2 death.
Unless, u comment this story to 10 different people, Kate Punch will not harm u. 1 out of 10 people you comment must start her period tonight. If not, you’re screwed… Kate Punch is coming 2 LovE youuu
by heDidAveryBadThing July 16, 2010
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