pulling a jalen

When someone says some dumb ass shit and tries to cover it up by saying autocorrect

“Bruh your dumb I AM in tutorial!” THAT would be pulling a jalen

by Andre Garcia III March 10, 2019

Pulling a Johnny

The act of sucking your own dick on a bus full of people.

Sometimes when I'm looking at porn on the bus I feel like pulling a Johnny.

by Fanny Fondler November 8, 2008

pulling a john bates

When you look someone straight in the eye and ask the dumbest question possible as if you are sincere with your question knowing damn well the answer.

Going to the loan officer at the bank and telling them you have a 400 credit score with multiple chargeoffs, no job or income and you live on your friends couch and absolutely no way of making the loan payments and then asking if you could qualify for a $400,000 unsecured credit line with the lowest interest rate. The loan officer looks you straight in the eye and asks you if you are "pulling a John Bates" on me?

by direct007a November 23, 2016

Pulling a Jaime

Leaving any groupchat when you're annoyed because you're in a total bitchy mood

Mrs R. Was Pulling a Jaime
When she left her squads group chat

by 420dankm3m3s June 1, 2016

pulling a joey

Previously commiting to something and not following through. Also ignoring phone calls, and or not notifying other parties when a change of plans occurs. Leaving friends "in the dust". Also see gay.

Jacob: Yo man, where is Greg, he is suppose to be here?


Alex: Bro, I called it. He's pulling a Joey. You owe me $10.

by AcBush June 23, 2008

Pulling a Jussie

When your first act of attention whoring didn't work, so you have to pull a much bigger act for attention.

Damn, Janice is pulling a Jussie. No one commented on her selfie with her new hair cut so she posted a photo of her half naked!

by 2797CV February 19, 2019

pulling a jeffrey

When you poop in a pool

Look Jeffrey shit in the pool again. Pulling a Jeffrey.

by cbergsyo July 11, 2014